Joey

@josephreuben815

Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

Oklahoma City
Joined March 2009

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  1. Jun 18
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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 18

    On November 12, 1970, a dead beached whale in Oregon needed to be disposed of. Experts determined the best method would be to blow it up using dynamite. It did not go as planned.

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  3. Jun 14

    "The World is a Corporation" (Network, 1976) via RIP

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    Jun 11

    HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock

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  5. Jun 10

    Perhaps we can convince people that public schools are like farmer’s markets. We’ll get traction that way.

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  6. Jun 10

    I’ve said it a thousand times but if you’re white friends send their kids to private schools, they aren’t allies.

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  7. Jun 10

    Oklahomans idea that success is being bourgeoisie be it a Wes Anderson approved hipster pad in the paseo or some awful shit in Edmond is gonna hold us back. It’s all so basic. A copy of a copy of a copy. I say that from the boutique hotel district.

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  8. Jun 8

    no one cares if you like or dislike pineapple on pizza

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  9. Jun 8

    The thing that angers me the most is the segregation of the school in the cities. What can I do?

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  10. Jun 8

    Hi that Ellie Kemper thing was dumb as shit, right?

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  11. Jun 8
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  12. Jun 8

    The 10 best albums so far (in 1994) 10. Pop Heiress 9. Mellow Gold 8. Ill Communication 7. Superunknown 6. Weezer 5. The Downward Spiral 4. Parklife 3. Live Through This 2. Illmatic 1. Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain All released from January 1 to June 30. I think it’s bananas.

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  13. Jun 7

    Joe Manchin shows that having a D after your name doesn't fucking matter....but Bernie Sanders is the true problem. fuuuuuuuck

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  14. Jun 7
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  15. Jun 3

    Where’s the fire?

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  16. Jun 2

    if we don't murder Ellie Kemper, can we say we are truly allies?

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  17. May 27

    Dissemination of information on who’s behalf? it seems like you’re saying all information is equal. I’m team Jessica here, and I think everyone who writes for say Defector thinks the same thing about Adam Schefter too.

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  18. Retweeted
    May 26

    Oklahoma AG Mike Hunter's resignation following rumors of an extra-marital affair with another high-ranking state official is just another in a long line of carnal missteps by members of the state's family values, bible-banging, holier than thou party. Such hypocrites.

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  19. May 25

    I hope an announcer or broadcaster has said during a highlight of a Luka Donaic dunk, my name is luka AND I LIVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR! Funny or not funny

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  20. May 25
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