I want to tell my story so there is clarity around why I hate banks and am long on personal freedom movements. The year is 2002, my first working year produced $10k in W2 income for a two person household. My rent is $650/mo and drive 1 hour every to work.

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no billionaires are calling me. im at target shopping for shower curtain rings.

How come mental health issues are so often accompanied with paranoia preventing an intervention?

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Jan 28

Are you the person in your relationship who thinks their music taste is objectively better than your partner’s, or are you the cool one?

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Jan 27

if this is a simulation just know i love you before the garbage collector picks us both up

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Jan 27

Users would rather write a whole scripting language to use AWS before using the AWS UI

My homie

is taking his twitter account private at 6969 followers. Funding is secured.

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Jan 27

Canto just getting started

anyone wanna build some realtime bidirectional data spigots at eth denver

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Jan 27

If I have to choose between poetic sounding words and quirky non-gender specific language I will always choose the former. I mean all human kind, living your life as the word police will also destroy your soul.

"Won't CSR encourage devs to write smart contracts that consume a lot of gas?" Perhaps, but this is really a non-issue. Just because you write a contract that consumes significant amounts of gas doesn't mean people will use it. 🧵1/3

Lane started tweeting again babe

Lane 'one meme behind' Rettig

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Jan 27

We should bring back bullying but only for parents who force their kids to do youtube

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Jan 27

Being a core team member is where legends are made.

RIP in peace to

mentions with everyone tagging their mediocre Ricky & Morty impressions

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Jan 26

Real men build ships. We have enough consultants, podcasters, day traders, and part time investors. If you can build or you have an ounce of leadership ability, build in web+ Don’t turn your soul into cotton candy for an hourly rate. Build something with iron sides.

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Thinking about the optimum algorithm without writing a single line until I figure it out

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Jan 26

I have this $1B blockchain gaming idea. Play to enjoy.

Canto 4th hackathon summary thread -> each project in one sentence The winning projects will be sharing a staggering 300 000 $CANTO. Thank you

@cantopublic

for the hack and thank you to the judges

Is there a dominatrix service that reads your 2020 crypto trades to you?

Mint your

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longnecks doing 254K CANTO volume on alto today. feel like that has to be a record day for canto nfts.

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Jan 25

Today is the tomorrow of yesterday

Prints on sale, link in my bio :)

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What’s ahead for global #markets, U.S. #economy, global #commodities and #China in 2023? Our BofA Global Research analysts share their forecasts.

For their platform, Astaria built what they call a three-actor model, which allows them to make loans that are instant, customized, and competitive They're launching soon, and supporting financial NFTs too 🚀 Read more here

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Astaria is building one of the most important building blocks of the NFT ecosystem: instant, customized loans to NFT owners.

A stablecoin that is collateralized by the borrowers knee caps

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Jan 24

Even NPCs from back in the day are titans of the industry. Feels good; stick around.

The best feeling is watching homies you came up with in Ethereum do wizard level shit.

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The original nokia logo go hard

1/ Persian illumination is some of the most beautiful art i've encountered The KZG Ceremony interface design pays homage to this artistic tradition, and inspired by / in solidarity with the Iranian people's ongoing struggle the concept was conceived in sept. '22 post-merge

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Remember when we were buying tungsten cubes and had the world in our hand? I have no idea what you’re talking about. I just want a refill on my drink.

It looks like

is the

of crypto/Web3.

few understand but contract secured revenue (CSR) on canto is going to revolutionize on-chain economies and the development process in general by significantly reducing the need to worry about how to monetize