2. The Grubby Communists -Have read the whole of Capital multiple times -Drinks beer you've never heard of -Looks forward to their annual shower -Loves Kropotkin more than their own motherspic.twitter.com/LdtHqcxQiL
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2. The Grubby Communists -Have read the whole of Capital multiple times -Drinks beer you've never heard of -Looks forward to their annual shower -Loves Kropotkin more than their own motherspic.twitter.com/LdtHqcxQiL
3. The High Tories -Fetishise the Empire -Like their Brexit how they like their borders, hard -Born in a suit and tie -Drinks port with their cereal -"Wait till my father hears about this"pic.twitter.com/BNBZzAVjdR
4. The Dull Centrists -Considers themselves more European than British -Thinks they are ascended intellectually -Old people always end up in their group photos -Spends a lot of time doing sudokupic.twitter.com/uGMOolfyyE
5. The Trust Fund -Rich parents -"Can't we just, like, coexist and feel the vibe" -Plays an out of tune acoustic guitar -Probably votes Green -Will work for KPMG in 5 yearspic.twitter.com/fNpXmUhmIb
6. The Libertarians -Always slightly out of place in UK politics -Used to fan girl over Ben Shapiro but now fan girls over Ron Paul -Lots of anime -Don't tread on mepic.twitter.com/qFyOD89UBn
7. The Champagne Socialist -Russel Group educated -Thinks capitalism kills despite it being the cause of their affluence -Deifies Clement Attlee -Mixed feelings on Owen Jonespic.twitter.com/jQI445e4oS
8. The Stalinists -Want an authoritarian socialist state -Really good at denying genocide -Hates Trotsky more than anything else -Subscribes to The Morning Starpic.twitter.com/SlrTq0n1ge
9. The Corbynites -Have all the Jezza memorabilia -Definitely not solely motivated by free tuition -OOOOOOOOHHHHHH JEREMY COOOOOOORBYN -Will vote Conservative in 10 yearspic.twitter.com/3HXGcPCeu5
10. The Kippers
-Just want 'em out
-Definitely not racist
-#FreeTommy
-Nigel Farage probably wouldn't like thempic.twitter.com/zXu0kCjfPZ
11. The Social Liberals -Most radical policy is banning plastic straws -Only reads John Rawls -Drinks an ungodly amount of wine -Secretly loves Blairpic.twitter.com/SBYczjx9YF
12. The Church Goers -Haven't quite managed to reconcile their religious views with the 21st century -Runs the Christian society of whatever party they're a member of -Will try to convert you -Flirted with atheism but had a revelation that they "just can't explain"pic.twitter.com/4aXOB1AEGF
13. The Devil's Advocate -Will disagree with everything you say -No-one knows their actual political views -Thinks being pedantic is an excuse for not having an actual personalitypic.twitter.com/UuBcrfRJcT
The Chequers Chuckers -Generally quite moderate but not on Brexit -Despise the EU -Unironically want Boris Johnson as Prime Ministerpic.twitter.com/H6I2PbftKF
15. The Wets -Kinda misses social democracy -Believes Ken Clarke is the "greatest prime minister we never had" -Has Twitter notification on from Laura Kuenssberg -Bland in personality, just like their ideologypic.twitter.com/421dFYngab
16. The Blairites -Unapologetically loves Blair -One of the 4% to vote Liz Kendall -Hates Corbyn mostly for his Brexit stance than anything else -Trying not to get evicted from Labourpic.twitter.com/aGxUvfrH9r
17. The #FBPE crowd
-Doesn't really know what the EU is but is certain Brexit will be the worst thing to ever happen
-Waiting for Chuka Umunna to start a new centrist party
-Lib Dem by default
-Thinks hating Brexit is a personalitypic.twitter.com/A30NPmxTIN
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