JoseMonkey

@josemonkey

Nerd. Father. Gamer. Wannabe chef. Beer enthusiast.

Joined April 2009

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    In primaries, it's almost like it doesn't matter what the news peg is. It can be good news, bad news, big news or some dumb stupid narrative. It's mostly just an excuse to do a temperature check on how everyone feels about a candidate.

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    22 hours ago

    don't worry, GOP, "impeach the motherfucker" is just lady locker room talk

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    The GOP is outraged by dancing and bad language, but they've been mum on children dying in ICE custody. I guess it all depends on where your priorities lie.

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    Jan 3

    OutKast - Hey Ya!

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  5. 22 hours ago

    Also, if you’re “worried” that other people won’t like her (even if *you* don’t personally dislike her), let those people say that crap for themselves. No need to preempt them with your hot take.

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  6. 23 hours ago

    I hate to say it, but I agree this is a misstep by , IMHO. It’s one thing for a joker like me to say “Impeach the mothereffer!” on twitter, and I agree in spirit, but Fox and others will just use this to paint the left as crazed, crass, and vengeful.

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  7. 24 hours ago

    Oh no, I forgot isn’t back until 1/19!

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  8. 24 hours ago

    I fully expect a reenactment of this on this weekend. Looking at you Kate McKinnon and Beck Bennett.

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    Jan 3

    Hey gang! I just got Surprise Unemployed after spending my Christmas bonus on gifts because I thought my job was stable! I have 5ish years experience in writing, editing, social media, PR, etc. Willing to work remote or relo almost anywhere in the US. Pls to retweet? <3

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    Jan 3

    Imagine being embarrassed for looking hot and dancing on a roof. Humiliated by your clear skin and healthy, shiny hair. Mortified by your own innate sense of rhythm.

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    Jan 3

    Roses are red, violets are blue, the singular 'they' is older than the language I'm writing in right now, and if you're more committed to arbitrary grammar rules than you are to respecting human beings, then grammar isn't safe with you.

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    Jan 3

    Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.

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    Jan 3

    GOP: Here's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in high school DANCING! She's so frivolous! GOP: Did you know that Beto O'Rourke was in a punk rock band?! Shocking! Dems: Brett Kavenaugh- GOP: That was a long time ago!

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    Absolutely no one likes Paul Ryan yet somehow no one has ever written a story about whether he’s likeable

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    Jan 3

    Nancy Pelosi using conservative messiah Ronald Reagan’s quote — “If we ever close the door to new Americans our leadership role in the world will soon be lost” — to attack the GOP’s xenophobic wall fantasy was brilliant. They couldn’t even applaud for their dear Gipper. Classic.

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    Jan 2

    As of Thursday, DOD will be run by a former senior Boeing executive. EPA is run by a former coal lobbyist. HHS is run by a former pharmaceutical lobbyist. And Interior will be run by a former oil-industry lobbyist. Welcome to 2019.

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  18. Jan 3

    Yo, Amazon - I really like MacBooks. And TVs.

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    Jan 3

    Trump's appearance in the briefing room lasted 8 minutes. It and of itself, it was historic because he'd never appeared in that venue before. But his remarks contained no more news than any of his previous comments on the wall/shutdown, as he said nothing he hasn't said before.

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