I think I would be a genius if I didn’t have the lyrics to about 85 One Direction songs committed to memory
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I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under
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How am I supposed to comprehend this AND Speak Now TV????
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MATTY HEALY at #NashvilleTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour
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The Kings lost because they put their entire stadium in white shirts and I’m sticking by that explanation
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Insanely impressive win by the Kings. This team is so fucking cool. America hasn’t rallied around Sacramento like this since Lady Bird received 5 Academy Award nominations
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If every game was like this Kings Warriors series, I think I’d actually watch basketball year round
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After that game I’m happy to announce that I am joining the Kings bandwagon, thank you and light the beam
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I just saw someone post about selling two Kings tickets for 7 THOUSAND DOLLARS so now I know Sacramento has lost its damn mind
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I have not known peace since finding out that Tony in West Side Story is Ben Horne in Twin Peaks
The first time I don’t watch Succession live and this is the time it gets spoiled for me
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Oh so Invisible String means NOTHING????
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EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up, ET has learned.
The couple split a few weeks ago, which is why Joe has not attended the Eras Tour.
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Would give literally everything to be in Barbie Land right now
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WELCOME TO BARBIE LAND, did you bring your rollerblades? 
#BarbieTheMovie only in theaters July 21.
#BarbieTheMovie only in theaters July 21.
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Not sure when I became the person who plays sudoku on the treadmill at the gym, but I’m now committed to this life
Haven’t we been through enough
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Aaron Judge hit a homer in his first at-bat against the Giants. Of course he did.
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And it’s not even close
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What is your favourite line delivery in a film or TV show?
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Had the delusional thought she would sing Our Song at my tour date
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| @TaylorSwift performing tonight's surpise song "Our Song"
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I have a feeling my life is about to change (I just started watching Vanderpump Rules for the first time)
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I fell asleep 30 minutes into All Quiet on the Western Front so all these wins are just
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I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I’VE EVER SAID I LOVE YOU OSCARS!
What’s stopping Oscar producers from letting Jenny the Donkey and Marcel the Shell present an award tonight
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Less than six hours until the Oscars and still trying to figure out how Paul Mescal can win
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a film image that makes you say, “i love cinema and i love how this makes me feel every time.” — go!
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I will never forgive Zendaya for making me want a bob knowing damn well how it would look on me
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Except our sweet prince Ke Huy Quan <3
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Guess the SAG Awards are confirming that we have no idea who is winning any of the Oscars
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