Jordan Orelli

@jordanorelli

game server engineer, scaling fart jokes in the cloud at . formerly , . F'11.

Chicago, IL
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 28

    figured out how to change my keyboard's name in the firmware what a crazy Saturday night

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    Aug 25

    jfk’s harvard application essay sounds like you asked a 3rd grader what he wants to be when he grows up

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    Aug 25

    Game 5: a turnaround worth $11m

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    . WIN !!!!

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  5. Aug 25

    Insane that after such an incredible game 4, game 5 has ten entirely different heroes. The hero diversity in the current dota meta is unreasonably good.

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  6. Aug 25

    "whoever gets Earthshaker will win" 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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    Aug 25

    . just did the SECOND MOST HERO DAMAGE EVER in 2,978 pro games on Axe to force Game 5 at . vs ONE MORE GAME!!

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    Aug 25

    Friendly reminder that this is Topson's FIRST major LAN tournament. The Iceman.

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    Aug 24

    What the FUCK just happened

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    Holy moly game 5 is real

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    Aug 25

    The International is unreal. Holy.

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    Aug 25

    FIRST GAME 5 IN 5 YEARS LET'S HOPE IT EXCEEDS THE TI3 MEMORIES

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    Aug 25

    Game 5, ladies and gents!

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    Aug 25

    Best TI grand final game ever?

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    Aug 25

    Dota 2 is the best sport don’t @ me.

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  16. Aug 25

    oh my god Ceb on Axe just gave the most exciting performance in a dota game I've ever seen

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  17. Aug 24

    skip lists are great and I wish I had learned about them earlier, like ten years earlier.

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  18. Aug 23

    at the end of the day I would look at my desk and it would be covered in hair. What the servers are doing is one thing, but Rails gave me literal hair loss, so I stopped using it.

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  19. Aug 23

    as much as people like to talk about things like programming languages from a logical standpoint, the reality is that I try to avoid programming Ruby because when I programmed Ruby full time I literally pulled my hair out.

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    Aug 22

    Many things said at the WV rally yesterday were completely false, but the thing that is most offensive is that he went into Appalachia and claimed we have “crystal clean water" in this country. Let's talk about that for a second.

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  21. Aug 21

    GRIS looks gorgeous

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