Jordan L. Perkins

@jordanlperkins

Political/constitutional theorist | Lawyer | Schmittposter | My employer disaffirms that I even work there

New York, NY
Joined August 2018

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    Why am I online at 3AM again: A Memoir

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  2. Don’t view this as a microcosm of my life thx

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  3. Kinda glad I missed out on the whole super bowl halftime controversy by deciding to use that time to drink heavily and play video games

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  4. (Should have made this stronger: It provides no information whatsoever about who/whether you'd vote in said pairwise comparison)

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  5. Seeing people in the timeline who need to be reminded that who you place first in an ordinal ranking doesn't necessarily indicate who you'd vote for (or if you'd vote at all) in a pairwise comparison with someone not on the list.

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  7. I'm seriously hoping that starting with a 40 conference page paper and adding section after section after section until it's a 200 page dissertation is a reasonable method of writing, because i'm up to about 80 now

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  8. Update: I figured it out. Apparently I made a slight change to the title as listed on the first page of the draft, causing it to no longer *perfectly* match the abstract, and this is a huge no-no for SSRN.

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  9. lol, ssrn just rejected my revised paper without explanation?

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  10. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Me as a reviewer: justify every control variable and the functional form you think it enters.

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  11. dude has been an NFL HC for like 40% of the super bowl era

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  12. andy reid finally gets his ring. 🤷‍♂️

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  13. this super bowl sucks.

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  14. not sure i would have gone with the uber long, sad AF super bowl ad but ok

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  15. member when people thought the niners qb would just slide in as brady's replacement

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  16. Brady duing a troll hulu ad 👍

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  17. there's an alternate universe in which it's actually possible for Trump to hammer Dems over him being the one who did criminal justice reform Obama couldn't, but, in this universe, that super bowl ad is just a hell of a waste of money.

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  18. lol at having trump 2020 ad already

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  19. In view, the lovely Columbia Housing standard issue loveseat

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    14 hours ago

    Schmitt's mistake is that he fails to see that patriotic, free-market Thatcherism is the new ius publicum Europaeum.

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