Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English UK
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
jordanklepper's profile
Jordan Klepper
Jordan Klepper
Jordan Klepper
Verified account
@jordanklepper

Tweets

Jordan KlepperVerified account

@jordanklepper

Former host of The Opposition. Daily Show correspondent. New show “Klepper” coming to Comedy Central. Instagram - jordanklepper

NYC
Joined February 2011

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Centre
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not doing it for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account you're not interested in anymore.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart – it lets the person who wrote it know that you appreciate them.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about right now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find out what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Jordan Klepper‏Verified account @jordanklepper Aug 27

    Spot on.https://politics.theonion.com/white-house-releases-moving-statement-honoring-woman-wh-1828630290 …

    5:45 pm - 27 Aug 2018
    • 90 Retweets
    • 558 Likes
    • Drew Ciccotelli Quinton Bryant Lisa Scout #FreeTheChildren knot a poet jacquieblue J Dan nancy neff Leigh Benigni
    24 replies . 90 retweets 558 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Pamela M  🌊‏ @Pamela_M072 Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        And for a moment I thought this was true, because satire is currently on life support.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. βεη‏ @kidchico Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        Do you think you could team up with @TheOnion to read these as if you were a telecaster? I would die! 😂

        0 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Kyle Mantegna‏ @KyleMantegna Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        @ChiMaggieSmith

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Maggie Smith‏ @ChiMaggieSmith Aug 27
        Replying to @KyleMantegna @jordanklepper

        KYLE.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Stiv Reynolds‏ @Stivreynolds Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        Rascal Scooter caution flags have been ordered to half mast.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Chaya Moont‏ @chayapapaya Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        Miss you on the box Jordan

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kenneth‏ @twelvefoot Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        I missed the onion logo and thought this was real. For real. It didnt surprise me at all. Read the whole article thinking "sounds about right for the asshole President" Luckily I fact checked it by looking for the source. You know. The logo at the top of the page

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Rae‏ @RaeAnnEmerySAG Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper @larrywilmore

        The Onion is always spot on with their humor.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Heather Perry‏ @Heatherpjd Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        @ellieesays

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. foodie357‏ @midwestfoodie3 Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        Jordan! Come back to television please!

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Cesar‏ @CsArlv Aug 27
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        xD please stop this, this actually confuses x_x

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Phyllis W. Deering‏ @phyll_indablank Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        Her hairstyle alone deserves an honor.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ken Scott‏ @foomper Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper @larrywilmore

        Hey, EVERYONE is doing opposite day, in my opinion. The left was never a big fan of McCain. Now they are canonizing him.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Linda Hartmann‏ @lkhtmn Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper

        The scary thing is I believed it for a minute. That idiot had those Q Anon people in there last week.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Sheila Brooks‏ @SheilaK411 Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper @larrywilmore

        And sadly, I would be unsurprised to find this was not the Onion.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. 2cents‏ @registerandvote Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper @larrywilmore

        No end to it

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. msbook‏ @GregAltepeter Aug 28
        Replying to @jordanklepper @larrywilmore

        This will be copypasta on alt right websites as fact within the hour.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Centre
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info