Jordan Hosmer

@jordanhosmer

Hacker of growths. Opener of tabs. Skier of hills. Killer of houseplants. Hater of umbrellas. Enthusiast of hot tubs.

California, USA
Joined April 2009
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  1. May 30

    Want to stay up on the latest smart home news/products, and a glimpse at what I'm working on?!?... (Yea you do!) Follow us at

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  2. May 25

    Breaking another promise... Trump Org. isn't tracking foreign govt. spend at its hotels or donating them to treasury

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    May 25

    Did Trump just shove another NATO leader to be in the front of the group?

    13,326 replies 66,082 retweets 85,215 likes
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    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,116 replies 169,833 retweets 403,782 likes
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    May 23

    'So amazing': Trump signs Holocaust museum guest book

    12 replies 12 retweets 9 likes
  6. May 19

    My thoughts on PRX on

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    May 18

    Why More CMOs Are Being Elevated to President or CEO Roles

    5 retweets 2 likes
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    May 17

    SMH so disrespectful. It should say "Assistant to the regional manager"

    the White House staffer in charge of printing out these things doesn't know what Ivanka does either
    36 replies 2,312 retweets 6,690 likes
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    May 16

    Mon: Yates testifies Tues: Comey fired Weds: Russians visit Mon: Trump spilled secrets, WP Tues: Trump obstructed justice, NYT

    146 replies 1,719 retweets 2,865 likes
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    May 16

    Today, we’re introducing Angel Funds: Venture funds for angels—and $35M to back them

    8 replies 243 retweets 473 likes
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    May 15

    evergreen

    Why is everybody talking about millennials again What the fuck did we do now
    2 retweets 3 likes
  12. May 15

    hahahaha. FAVORITE - Not Hotdog: An app that shows if your food is a hotdog 🌭 via

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    May 11

    Full list: Where every lawmaker stands on James Comey's firing so far

    118 replies 797 retweets 1,018 likes
  14. Retweeted
    6 Jan 2014

    Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef

    56 replies 4,232 retweets 7,451 likes
  15. Retweeted
    19 Sep 2012

    what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles

    117 replies 9,526 retweets 12,776 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    What idiot called it the 'dad bod' instead of 'father figure'

    3 replies 761 retweets 2,451 likes
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    May 5

    What idiot called them Google Glass instead of iBrowse.

    5 replies 407 retweets 1,537 likes
  18. May 11

    More US households have Prime than a landline phone. 😲 Technology has certainly shifted.

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  19. May 10

    wow! You'd never know it from all the 😎 flocking to their SF stores

    A once white-hot retailer searching: Whole Foods Plans to Change More Than Half of Board of Directors
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    May 10

    Football field to farm - great transformation idea.

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