Jordan Gray

@jordangray

Web dev and chocoholic in Nottingham. I like maths, reading and people who bake for me.

Lancaster, England
Joined November 2008
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  1. Jul 19

    Welp, spent the last two hours trying and failing to fix my PC; I'm giving up on it and switching to the Linux box in the dining room.

  2. Jul 15

    The iPhone 6S' chassis is only "surprising" if you haven't noticed the six-year-long trend.

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  3. Jul 13

    I can't even begin to guess what these might taste like.

    Ooh god.
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    Jun 17

    Quantum entanglement dictates if one programmer is writing productive good code, another somewhere is inexplicably porting to JavaScript.

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  5. Jul 11

    Seriously considering if I ought to just stop vacillating and uninstall Flash.

  6. Jul 11

    Hacking Team shows the world how not to stockpile exploits:

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  7. Jul 11

    "Like... how do you get THOSE quotes and then write THAT article?"— on the NYT's bizarre Serena piece.

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    Jul 8

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  9. Jul 10

    This has to be the weirdest Twitter account I've seen for a while.

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    Jul 10

    Apparently broccoli pizza is a real thing that you can order.

    1:11 PM - 10 Jul 2015 · Details
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    Jul 9

    npm install -g OSX

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    Jul 9

    NPM 3 Beta Brings Good News for Windows Users:

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  13. Jul 8

    Tonight was a "never mind, let's make brownies" kinda night.

    3:26 PM - 8 Jul 2015 · Details
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    Jul 8

    and a special place in hell for those who said they have to!

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    Jul 8

    There's a special place in heaven for developers that need to support IE8. I'm ready to cry.

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  16. Jul 6

    Do the dishes, or catch an early night? Which one will make me more like a real Responsible Adult?

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    Jul 1

    I was only mildly famous in the '90s but vaccinate your kids

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  18. Jordan Gray followed , , and
    • Jodi
      @squirmelia

    • Rebecca Sugar
      @rebeccasugar

      I'm making a show for Cartoon Network called Steven Universe!

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    Jul 4

    It's official. I have seen EVERYTHING. A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN

    11:32 AM - 4 Jul 2015 · Details
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    Jul 2

    Wondering if `will-change: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯` is valid CSS …

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