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@jordancarlos

Former writer on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore/ Mayonnaise Influencer - Stand Up Bookings: kate@sophiek.com

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Joined September 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 28

    Clowns should get minority status. I keep hearing people say, "They're not ALL bad," or "When I see one I cross the street."

    9 retweets 54 likes
  2. Oct 30

    When you no longer look at the Manhattan skyline when you fly into the city

    3 retweets 21 likes
  3. Oct 28

    "Have we tried reasoning with the zombies?"

    46 retweets 121 likes
  4. Oct 27

    New up w and !

    8 retweets 19 likes
  5. Oct 27

    Family Dark Matters, Sir Isaac New-ton-Girl, The Fresh Prince of Bel Aeronautics

    3 retweets 15 likes
  6. Oct 25

    Performing with 10/26 @ in Yellow Springs, OH - 9pm - FREE SHOW!!! 118 DAYTON ST

    1 retweet 5 likes
  7. Oct 25

    It's been a great few days working with Dave Gruber Allen!

    2 retweets 71 likes
  8. Oct 19

    Douglas MacArthur had The Philippines, LOST the Philippines, and GOT THEM BACK, DUMMY!!

    12 retweets 31 likes
  9. Oct 19

    They're literally giving Trump a crash course in civics about transference of power. You need a backhoe to get this bar any lower

    34 retweets 118 likes
  10. Oct 19

    Wallace sounds more nervous than a contestant on Showtime @ The Apollo

    8 retweets 32 likes
  11. Oct 19

    1 of the candidates' foundations had to cease operations bc they're under investigation by the NY attorney general & it ain't CGI

    25 retweets 51 likes
  12. Oct 19

    Wallace: What about these women accusing you of sexual misconduct? Trump: Isis

    49 retweets 87 likes
  13. Oct 19

    Trump conflated Chicago rally riot with accusations against him of sexual misconduct. This is the Lincoln-Dumbass style of debate

    22 retweets 50 likes
  14. Oct 19

    Just say your plan for actual jobs, ya mouth-breather

    25 retweets 73 likes
  15. Oct 19

    Trump won't condemn Putin. I appreciate his integrity. He won't neg his bro even to the country's peril

    9 retweets 52 likes
  16. Oct 19

    What "bad hombres" look like in Trumpland

    23 retweets 57 likes
  17. Oct 19

    Defend a woman's right to choose to my satisfaction, woman

    3 retweets 17 likes
  18. Oct 19

    The awkwardness of this debate can be described thusly

    9 retweets 34 likes
  19. Oct 19

    Yeah, does she persuade you, Donald? She needs your approval after all

    3 retweets 13 likes
  20. Oct 19

    Trump 2 seconds in

    18 retweets 39 likes

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