Bwahahaha! Just because it's satire doesn't mean it isn't also true.
Told you so (re Vice interview and lipstick) Deceitful Woman Deviously Alters Appearance To Give Illusion Of Youth, Fertility http://www.theonion.com/deceitful-woman-deviously-alters-appearance-to-give-ill-1819575600?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=The_Onion_twitter … via @theonion
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Yes, he does. Do you not realize this is him playing along?
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can't tell sometimes if Jordan's age get internet things wrong or if he's messing around
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Is this you saying, "lol just kidding..."?
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@jordanbpeterson I see you have not lost your sense of humor in the jumble of how busy you are lately.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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From Fox to Onion to Crowder et al. Real intellectual.
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>When you're OLD!
The Onion is famous SATIRE news. Sorry, doctor! -
Do you really think he's not aware of that?
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Haha your late night tweets are my favorite, Dr.
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