All you gotta do is remake "One Fish Two Fish..." with lobsters. bam instant best seller
12 Rules for Life is outselling my old nemesis, Dr. Seuss, and his One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. At last....pic.twitter.com/JMeXCU11H8
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One lobster, two lobster, red lobster, cleaned his room and escaped political brainwashing lobster?
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Did you hear about the father daughter dances getting cancelled because they triggered people and were not gender neutral?
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"The Lobster in the Hat": the new best-selling children's book by Jordan B Peterson, coming soon to a store near you, in which a plucky and eccentric lobster invades a home to teach children the importance of tidying their rooms.
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Oh, Jordan, here's another cup! Why can't you learn to tidy up? Now come on back and shut the door; I'll show you what a broom is for. Right pincer there, left pincer lower; Now - long, slow sweeps. No! Slower! Slower! Extend at will, using strict rhythm and rhyme, a la Seuss.
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Wonderful book - Even 53-year-old Grandmas can learn something.
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Congratulations on the book sales. It's a good one, obviously.
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So what you’re saying is Dr. Peterson > Dr. Seuss? Or are “The Cat in the Hat” and “Green Eggs and Ham” still topping you?
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All this self praise is beginning to irritate me.
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What beef do you have with Dr. Seuss? (Plus a bit of too much self praising, don't want to be rude but you are bragging about outselling a children's book about coloured fish. [I am currently reading your book, many great ideas might I add.])
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