My 3 year old son will sometime pretend he's a cat, or a siren princess... he is convincing, but less eloquent than that guy
Impeccable logic given the postmodern axioms http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2626962 via @dcexaminer
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The absurdity is so intense I can't tell if the quotes are sincere or just trolling.
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I'm pretty sure it's a troll
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I agree that he needs to get laid, but I think a hippo love making session would probably straighten out his thinking a lot better
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How does the vulnerable and endangered Hippopotamus community feel about this? Is it cultural appropriation?
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I wonder what pronouns the trans-hippo would ask us to use.
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Um, hippo identity is more like biting people in half & marking territory with explosions of feces. Seems somewhat disruptive
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Although some hippos are chill, like this one that lives in a house. She's still devastating to the furniture though https://youtu.be/KWgB1hyOHWc
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