Jordan B PetersonVerified account

jordan do you want to be dommed, is that what's happening here

Jordan Peterson went to one of those Eyes Wide Shut parties but then promptly left in tears because sex should be a strictly individual act (honkin' pud) never surrendered to the vile collective (orgies).

Maybe lobster is his safe word? Too many syllables if he’s gagged “What’s that Jordan? ogster?” *whip*

This says so much more about you than should've ever been said out loud. Thanks for warning us though.

I admire how he believes (1) that men will descend into violence if our pretense of superiority isn't pandered to & (2) that he is taking a pro-men position.

Exactly. Oh well, I bet this guy has like 500 fedoras in his closet so our opinions are clearly in the wrong.

Well we know he's got at least one fedora. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:JordanPetersonFedora.png … (it's from an old youtube video on why women only like bad boys not nice guys... srsly)

Sounds great, let's do it

I thought your name said “usurper” and I was really impressed with your commitment

Nooooo, I'd be like Deputy Assistant Usurper, tops

OMG YOU ARE IN SEATTLE?!? Let me on your usurping team!!!!

If you guys need a double agent to help with the usurping, I'm available and willing to be usurped for the common good

this just made me laugh so hard

Shhh don’t tell everyone!!