Jordan Bitterman

@JordanBitterman

Truth, justice, sports & technology. Current: CMO . Past: CMO , leader at the world’s best ad agencies.

New York City
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Nov 2019

    “I’d like to buy a bowel.”

    A taping of "Wheel of Fortune" was canceled Thursday after host Pat Sajak had to undergo emergency surgery for a blocked intestine.
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  2. Sep 9

    So…we can have a postmaster general with a financial interest in killing the postal service, but we can’t have a leader of the ATF who believes in sensible gun legislation. Got it.

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  3. Sep 7

    I called an company called “Irrigation Solutions,” and they called me back.

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  4. Sep 3

    Everyone knows that important medical decisions should be made between a woman, her doctor, a vigilante sitting in a Nissan across from a health center, and a white, middle-aged state representative from Lubbock she’s never met before.

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  5. Sep 2

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  12. Sep 2

    Thread. (1/8)

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  13. Sep 2

    I guess they aren’t referring to them as “activist judges” anymore.

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  14. Retweeted
    Sep 2

    strange feeling to wake up and feel relief that you don’t need to brave the transit system shut down by catastrophic flooding because you work from home thanks to the ongoing pandemic

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  15. Sep 1

    Bruce is my only Boss.

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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 31

    Imagine if California passed a law banning firearms and outsourced enforcement to the public. If you catch a person with a firearm, you sue them and if you win you get 10K. Sure it violates the constitution but *shrug* That's what's happening with abortion in Texas right now.

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  17. Sep 1

    I can’t stop watching this. At the end: he flips his pen down, totally sapped of energy, like a dog that just finished a giant bowl of food.

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  18. Aug 31

    I mean, I do care. But, I’m over it.

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  19. Aug 31

    I don’t care that the Mets are going nowhere this year. I love Gary Cohen so much. Love him.

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    "TURN THOSE THUMBS AROUND!!!!! JAVY BÁEZ RACES HOME WITH THE WINNING RUN AND THE METS WIN IT, 6-5!" Wow. Just wow. 🎙 ➡
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  20. Aug 30

    Please don’t use the word “hubby.” Please. Don’t.

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  21. Aug 27

    How is this different than Jonestown?

    2:08
    "Hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin, a Z-Pak ... a steroid nebulizer" -- Rep. Louie Gohmert is giving a speech at the Texas Youth Summit in which he's giving terrible Covid-related medical advice to huge cheers
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