Jordan Lewis

@JordanALewis

Software engineer at .

Brooklyn, New York
jordanlewis.org
Joined October 2006
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    Jan 30

    is your child texting about distributed databases? lol: lots of latency smh: scanning main harddisk rofl: raft overloaded; flush logs lmao: latency metrics are ok wtf: writes tardy at flushes tl;dr: transaction lost; dubious result ffs: fast-flush socket

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    Aug 7

    presented without comment

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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 3

    Free Fridays are awesome and Cockroach Labs is hiring. Join us and experience the awesome firsthand.

    CockroachDB engineer uses to spend time with his family and work on side projects such as a SQL formatter and a video game data analysis tool. Learn more about how he does it!
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    May 17

    After an overwhelmingly positive response, I have decided to launch a Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Spreadsheet called Alex's Sheet. Come on in!:

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    Apr 30

    Your team has been using an ORM for years, it’s easy to add features. Today someone decides to dump the raw SQL and take a look. Roll 3d6 for how many pages it takes to print out the query.

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    Apr 5

    your personality, based on your 1:1 meeting names: A and B: inoffensive but kinda basic A 1:1 B: organized, bit uptight A : B: fair, direct, honest A + B: collaborative, friendly A <> B: kinda intense A x B: cooler than thou A / B: quiet, efficient A 👯‍♀️ B: anxious new grad

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    Apr 3

    Check this out! TablePlus added support for , same-day! 😍 👌 /cc

    Is there anything like MySQL Workbench for ? The default admin UI is just for monitoring, which is nice, but I need to do queries...
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  8. Apr 2

    tired: escape rooms wired: battle royales

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  9. Apr 1

    i changed my name to "Brock Chaney" and my shares went up 500% overnight

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    The arc of my career has taken me: vi -> Eclipse -> IntelliJ -> Excel -> Powerpoint I used to be somebody.

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    For anyone not listening, CockroachDB engineer Andrei Matei is on today .

    Everyone who is using a relational database should be using -- Andrei Matei (from cockroach labs) :) :)
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    Mar 17

    Silicon valley hires people at the bottom of maslow's pyramid to pretend to be robots for the people at the top of maslow's pyramid

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    Mar 17

    I hate every single person in this article. They are awful, elitist, out of touch, fools.

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  14. Jan 23

    my new startup idea is "g suite for the c suite". it's basically a reskin of all of the google web sites with leather skeuomorphisms where's my seed round

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    Jan 19

    Why is the rallying cry of yolo developers "move fast and break things" instead of just "Deeeeeeeeploy Jenkins!"

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  16. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2017

    I'm fucking losing it at this stackoverflow image

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    27 Sep 2017

    Here's your new MTA subway service dashboard. I haven't played with it yet:

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    30 Aug 2017
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    Java's one-monitor-per-object nonsense and recursive locking semantics ruined shared state concurrency for a whole generation of millenials

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    21 Aug 2017

    Save your eclipse glasses today instead of throwing them in the trash. Astronomers Without Borders will post mailing address soon.

    Give your 2nd chance! We will b collecting glasses 2 S.Amer & Asia schools 4 eclipse'19. Info coming.Don't waste. Donate!
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