Jordana

@jordanakozy

just call me Blossom

New York, NY
Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    May 25
    Replying to and

    Also, also, thanks for adding to 's flair 💅🏽🍍

  2. May 24

    Boing'd so hard I fractured my butt, but it was worth it cc 🤷🏼‍♀️

  3. Retweeted
    May 24

    Ofjared, Ofdonald

  4. May 22
  5. Retweeted
    May 18

    Cute pic of me shopping for my Pence inauguration brunch

  6. May 16

    See you later boo thangs

  7. May 16
  8. May 10

    Goin' up. ON A TUESDAY.

  9. May 3

    " is for geriatrics." -

  10. May 3

    "I ain't gon' do your laundry." -

  11. Apr 25

    .'s on himself was too real

  12. Apr 12

    I can't handle Florida's weirdness much longer.

  13. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    BREAKING: 52% of men skipped 8th grade sex-ed class.

  14. Mar 9

    It's hard for me to discern who on the street is mentally unstable or just extremely motivated.

  15. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    Just when you thought the best thing Canada would give us this week was pictures of young ...

  16. Mar 3

    Exclusively listening to the Soundtrack at this time. Cc

  17. Feb 28

    Just witnesssed a woman stop a train door from closing with her child's head. Then she rubbed it and said "sorry."

  18. Feb 28

    My accountant said when I walked into his office today, I reminded him of Joe Btfsplk from the comic strip "Li'l Abner"

  19. Feb 27

    Passed by a lady in a coffee shop in the middle of a business meeting wearing cat leggings.

  20. Retweeted
    Feb 26

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