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    jordan‏ @jordan_stratton 17 Dec 2016

    Sometimes cats are sweet. Other times, they absorb the power of a ritual stone so they can finally overthrow and destroy their masters.pic.twitter.com/nuBcLO3oJL

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      1. malibu mom manifesto‏ @teaperson12 17 Dec 2016
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        @lexieeskyeee oh my god

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      1. Anabadi‏ @Anabadimusic 17 Dec 2016
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        @oG4774 hahahahaha

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      1. Liisa‏ @charmingLiisa 17 Dec 2016
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        Awwww @FrauZiefle

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      1. Klaus Stein‏ @Lapizistik 17 Dec 2016
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        Cats never had masters. They just induced this misconception to stay undisturbed.

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        that is terrifying

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      1. erin schue‏ @ErinSchueman 17 Dec 2016
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        @Gabbiebordelon some crap Perry would do

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      1. royal  🎃‏ @Royal264 17 Dec 2016
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        @iceiryle

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        i gtg ggs, sry if I'm not as good as I used to be lmao

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