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    jordan‏ @jordan_stratton 14 Jan 2016

    Have we considered that millennials might be so lazy because their generation doesn't have a hit song about taking care of business?

    12:20 PM - 14 Jan 2016
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    • G Maggie Moore shyloe Olivia Slaunwhite #Toriesout Isaiah  Shaver Valerie Swisher al ♡ 𝓰 𝓸 𝓼 𝓼 𝓲 𝓹 𝓰 o𝓻 𝓵
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      1. Pia Nyström‏ @PiaNys 14 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @marlebean Mommy is taking care of business, never worry.

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      1. Steven Low‏ @stevenronlow 14 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @KemberleeKaye https://youtu.be/OEHSRgwvbcI 

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      2. Jim Antle‏ @jimantle 14 Jan 2016
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        @bradmatthewsDC @jordan_stratton But would millennials cry if I told them that I lied or would they say goodbye? Or let it ride?

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      1. Colonel Nathan Jessep‏ @ajaxonford 14 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @BuzzFeedAndrew that part about working overtime, not so much of that either

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      1. Captain Macho Pirate Mick Rackam‏ @tw2113 14 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @zamoose Not our fault the contemporary artists of the time dropped the ball.

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      1. Alain O'Dea‏ @AlainODea 15 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @argumatronic relevant.http://www.businessinsider.com/the-most-entitled-generation-isnt-millennials-2015-1 …

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      1. Karri-Leigh‏ @karri_leigh 15 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @all_about_today amazing

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      1.  ✖️𝔉𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔷𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 ✖️‏ @Fritzster 15 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton that comes after.

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      1. whoisthat;  🇨🇦‏ @CanstrCa 18 Jan 2016
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        @jordan_stratton @jake_lach the music they have to listen to is so sad and depressing I'm surprised they can even get out of bed.

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