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Designer: How big should the gap between the car’s front seat and center console be? Boss: Big enough for your phone to fall through. Designer: And also big enough for your hand to retrieve it? Boss: haha oh goodness no
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Despite our best efforts, we are recording yet again tonight. Help us out with a SUPER BOWL SUPER POLL: Why are you at the Super Bowl party?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight, but buffalo cauliflower bites are a travesty and if you bring them as a chicken wing replacement, you should be placed upon an iceberg and kicked out to sea
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you’re either hot or you know how to use semi-colons properly; there’s no in-between.
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Calling someone on FaceTime with zero warning is a hate crime
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oh male privilege doesn’t exist than why does my friends 3 month old son have denim on WITH pockets and as grown women we’re still battling for that
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New employer is offering me vision benefits as if I’d willingly choose to see this world more effectively
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Back in action and about to hit that record button. Help us out with a PRE-SHOW POLL: When did you see your first rated R movie?
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Son, brushing teeth: Daddy, why don’t we have to brush our other bones? Me: Because they’re inside of us and don’t need it like your teeth do. Son: I want to brush my bones. Me: Son: I want to brush my bones, dad. Me: Please... please stop saying that
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Having a full conversation with someone’s dog without saying a single word to the dog walker is a true power move and, some might say, self-care
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I HATE when I'm at the beach and I spill too much tanning oil all over my body and the wind is tousling my hair and, ugh... a photographer?!
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There’s a lot more of me sitting my parked car trying to will up the energy to get out than I expected when I envisioned my life
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there should be a place like those axe throwing bars but it’s for molotov cocktails
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I have a “dry clean only” sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me
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Finally, a product that cleans my hair AND includes a new body and face.pic.twitter.com/m459KvRogn
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If the government knew how I treated my Sims in middle school, they never would have allowed me to have my own children
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No one, literally not a soul: People you graduated high school with who moved like a town and a half over and called it a day: date night :)pic.twitter.com/9R3rfbPtVH
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ME: I just feel bad about leaning on my friends. It makes me feel weak THERAPIST: Do you know who else leans on his friends? *we both look at her gigantic poster of Goku* THERAPIST: Are you calling Goku weak? ME: *fighting sobs* n-no THERAPIST: *slides me the tissues*
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