Jordan_Morris

@Jordan_Morris

Co-host of the Jordan, Jesse, Go! podcast & writer for on .

Los Angeles, CA
youtube.com/jordanmorris
Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 17

    If this Dwayne's a-rockin, don't come a-Johnson.

    6 retweets 69 likes
  2. Jun 17

    Getting tired of these Ghostbusters purists. Where were you fucks when the bad guys in the Point Break reboot didn't wear president masks?

    19 retweets 83 likes
  3. Jun 17

    I'll be performing a short, humorous bit on tonight's . Watch it on and send me pics where I have a weird pause face.

    4 retweets 71 likes
  4. Jun 14

    My high school didn't have a Spring Fling, but we did have a Late March Finger-Blast.

    3 retweets 67 likes
  5. Jun 13

    Here's a pretty gosh darn great new podcast with the hilarious . LISTEN!

    4 retweets 25 likes
  6. Jun 10

    About to perform with and at

    7:57 PM - 10 Jun 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 116 likes
  7. Jun 10

    In these divided times we can unite around the fact that in college we all had sex under the watchful eye of that one French cat poster.

    5 retweets 51 likes
  8. Jun 7

    I nominate "You know, Jimmy Buffet didn't sing The Pina Colada Song" to be the new "You know, Die Hard is a Christmas movie."

    7 retweets 76 likes
  9. Jun 6

    House warming? Shit, I thought you said GROUSE warming. That's why I have a tiny sweater for a game bird, not dissimilar from a chicken.

    5 retweets 39 likes
  10. Jun 6

    The great from the new is our guest on the podcast this week!

    5 retweets 24 likes
  11. Jun 3

    Donuts are over. Bacon is over. The only food trend I care about is a bearded man who throws handfuls of uncooked rice in your mouth.

    14 retweets 98 likes
  12. May 30

    It was a blast to record this week's podcast with the great . Listen here!

    4 retweets 28 likes
  13. May 29

    Forget it, Jake. It's Popcornopolis.

    6 retweets 81 likes
  14. May 28

    People walking around Vegas are 2 of 3 things: smoking, in a cast, have something weird going on with their eye.

    4 retweets 73 likes
  15. May 24

    It was a genuine pleasure to work with on tonight's . A true comedy legend.

    6:42 PM - 24 May 2016 · Details
    12 retweets 293 likes
  16. May 23

    Here's the great and funny on the new podcast! Listen!

    3 retweets 7 likes
  17. May 20

    At this point we all know to fear The Man with the Egg Avatar, but we must also beware of his wily cousin, The Man with the Anime Avatar.

    25 retweets 123 likes
  18. May 19

    If your dating profile says "Looking for a partner in crime," please be cool with breaking a security guard's nose while I blow the safe.

    16 retweets 81 likes
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    • Mary Sasson
      @marysasson

      UCB LA performer, beagle enthusiast, Pittsburgh native.

    • Jen Statsky
      @jenstatsky

      Writer (Parks and Recreation, Broad City, Lady Dynamite, The Good Place.) Love having sex with my dog.

  20. May 16

    Here's a really funny and great new podcast with the funny and great Rob Kutner ()

    5 retweets 11 likes

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