Facebook has alerted me to the 10 year anniversary of both Peyton Reed’s wedding and this possibly even more beautiful situation.
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Jon Wurster
@jonwurster
Hey, t-shirt, leave those kids alone!
Born October 31Joined October 2009
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This sucks because I really wanted to hear “The Harder They Come (The Harder I Get).”
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Ted Nugent's upcoming concert in Alabama has been canceled following backlash over his political views: cos.lv/tr8I50Oh0ys
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If the drummer had two bass drums “Walking On Sunshine” would be a speed metal song.
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I was drumming along with "Sundown" earlier today. What a song. What a songwriter.
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Everything about heavy metal is exactly the same except all bands wear train engineer outfits because that’s what Black Sabbath wore when they started.
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Listening closely to the words in Dion's "The Wanderer." Should've been called "The Psychopath"?
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The current veterinary shortage and inflation have created a challenging situation, especially for the people and pets we serve. To meet the significant demand this summer, we need your help. Please donate to our Veterinary Care Summer Campaign beyondfences.org/donate.
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And it’s the bridge of .38 Special’s “Caught Up In You.”
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BREAKING: Donald Trump, at age 76, has discovered reggae
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I was about to abandon "The Diplomat" but the main character just said "meat puppet" and I'm all in.
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“What the fuck are people putting in this fucking thing?!”- something I just asked of a stack of miniature shopping baskets
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I was annoyed by this motorcyclist for several miles, but when they blew by me blasting “Brass in Pocket” I realized it was ME I was annoyed with.
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Why is Trump saying he was president for "four strong, very powerful years" the saddest thing I've ever heard?
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Killer jam. You know you need it!
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Updating Bandcamp page! Had forgotten what a slammin' collab this remake is w/@rhettmiller Recorded by Phil Seymour--my first song placement, then @officialgogos -Here's "We Don't Get Along" -I played guitars&bass. feat. perfect drums by @jonwurster kathyvalentine.bandcamp.com/track/we-dont-
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I think it’s weird that Eisenhower’s last words were: “A lot of the bathing suits these gals are wearing look like underwear.”
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Very honored to be asked to write something for this excellent book on latchkey kids. I may be 71, but latchkey 4 life!
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First Book Look with @jonwurster on @SubstackInc: jacintabunnell.substack.com/p/jon-wursters
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“Fuck YOU.” -something I just said to a brownie with cookie dough frosting I just found in the fridge
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“No! I said ‘FOOT/LEFT HAND/RIGHT HAND,’ not ‘RIGHT HAND/FOOT/LEFT HAND!’”
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before tonite's @mountain_goats show at @UnionTransfer, @jonwurster returned to the @wxpnfm studios to help me reenact the movie 'whiplash.' coming soon to thee #IndieRockHitParade
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Sometimes I fantasize Trump does go to jail and his cellmate has no idea who he is and calls him Dennis.
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THE BEST SHOW PATREON IS BLOWING UP!
patreon.com/TheBestShow
*S&W/Q&A with
*RUBINESQUE - a deep dive into every record produced by Rick Rubin
*AHOY! - fish sandwich reviews and deep talks
*MAKE MIKE MARVEL - watch the MCU
*MORE!!!
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“White, male God, I beseech you to help me sell this flame for as much as I can possibly get.”
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Create your own logo on our new album cover now at metallica.lnk.to/LogoGenerator. #72Seasons
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North America! It’s just show after show after show. Get ‘em while yer hot.
mountain-goats.com/tour
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Looks like I’m getting immediate blowback on my new kids’ jewelry store Teenage Mutant Ninja Turquoise.
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I like that the only thing differentiating this modern country song I’m hearing now from a Pearl Jam song is a banjo during the last 10 seconds.
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The pre-sale code for Music-On-A-Stick (Saturday, September 2, MN State Fair Grandstand) is DISTORTION.
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Lock up those deep-fried everythings because this is gonna be one for the record books!
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MINNESOTA! It's an honor and a privilege for me and the guys to be performing with The Hold Steady and Dillinger Four at this year's Music-On-A-Stick, on Sat., Sept 2. 10AM EST tomorrow for the pre-sale code. There's nothing quite like the Minnesota State Fair, don't ya know!
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Watching a Near Death video. What if the woman said “My guide looked like Jandek.”
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Hotel Manager: “Can I help you?”
Me (completely caught off guard): “Oh…I was just taking a funny picture of the pool…(stumbling) Do you know the movie ‘Stripes’?”
HM: “Caddyshack’?”
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Can we agree that Roman Roy has, at the very least, expressed interest in knowing about G.G. Allin?
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We’ve been describing Matt Damon as looking like a wrestler on his way to regionals for decades on and he says “See you at regionals” in his first minute onscreen in “Air.”
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How often does Harlan Crow start a sentence with “Ah say…”
- Every time67%
- Most of the time33%
282 votesFinal results
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