Jonty Wareing

@jonty

Consuming information like a grumpy black hole.

East London-ish
jonty.co.uk
Joined March 2007
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  1. Oct 11

    This comic describing the 2013 Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve heist ticks all my boxes.

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  2. Oct 11

    Curling: A team sport I actually enjoy playing. Didn't see that coming.

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  3. Oct 10

    Accidentally drinking meths is more unpleasant than you'd expect.

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  4. Oct 8

    Dell releases an XPS 13 with Skylake/16gb ram/1tb storage and suddenly I'm not sure my next laptop will be Apple.

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  5. Oct 8

    Amazon is suggesting I re-buy all the things I bought for 2014. Stress level rocketing as I see all the last-minute prime orders.

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  6. Oct 7

    "When the appliance is ready, the E Ink shipping label will automatically update to the correct AWS facility"

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  7. Oct 7

    I just observed someone collecting food from an Amazon locker.

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  8. Oct 7

    Android 6.0: What.

    9:10 AM - 7 Oct 2015 · Details
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  9. Oct 7

    SIGPIPE

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  10. Oct 6

    It was the kind of night where you gift a counterfeit tritium source to a waitress.

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    Oct 6

    Update on the ISS: they've tried all the combinations of the username and password, and the default password, and it's not letting them in.

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  12. Oct 5

    Made an offer on an X-Ray machine. Start the week as you mean to go on and all that.

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  13. Oct 4

    Things I just ordered: An XT/AT keyboard converter, one hard disk, a specific NFC device, one reusable respirator mask, four rocket engines.

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  14. Oct 3

    No really send help I found Elevatorpedia

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  15. Oct 3

    "Not widely known by the AI community, elevator control has become a major field of application for AI technologies" Send help.

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    Oct 2

    Oh I think you'll like this then: .

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  17. Oct 2

    The terrible GDS elevators are forcing me ever closer to writing Lift Simulator 2015, where you play the lift scheduling algorithm engineer.

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  18. Jonty Wareing followed , , and 3 others
    • ReadingDesign
      @Reading_Design

      Reading Design is an online archive of critical writing on design

    • SamV
      @SamValiant

      Sound systems, crazy ideas, and badass custom vapes. No doubt on on several government watchlists.

  19. Sep 30

    PLOT: In a post-apocalyptic earth ruined by bio warfare the Model X survivors scour the land for functioning robotic superchargers.

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  20. Sep 30

    SCENE: Tesla design studio. Elon: "Can we build some kind of dad batmobile?" Designer: ".." Elon: "You know. For doing the bat-school run."

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