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Screenwriter (Dune, Passengers, Doctor Strange, Prometheus). Photographer. Novelist in waiting.

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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Sep 2018

      Film Crit Hulk Retweeted Shudder Show Stachnik

      Verhoeven, but Herzog would write an amazing essay on what it feels like to be stabbed.https://twitter.com/KenStachnik/status/1037572344955293696 …

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      Shudder Show Stachnik @KenStachnik
      Replying to @FilmCritHULK
      Who would win in a knife fight Verhoeven or Herzog?
      5 replies 32 retweets 279 likes
      Jon Spaihts‏Verified account @jonspaihts 5 Sep 2018
      Replying to @FilmCritHULK

      "It is not the sharpness of the blade that hurts, but its cruelty. The cold implacable plane of metal that cleaves flesh and spills blood, draining your life away into the primordial ooze from which we rose long ago."

      10:49 PM - 5 Sep 2018
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      • Michael Hayes Mr Ben Foster. Author. h Chris Thomas Devlin Bicycle Kix Orion Woody Brian McNatt the masked platonic polyculous platypuss Gojira007
      8 replies 5 retweets 104 likes
        1. MechaNinja‏ @mechakisc 5 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          apropos of nothing, did he write his own lines in Jack Reacher 1?

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        1. Andrew Lamb‏ @Daffyflyer 5 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          God, I can hear the voice.

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        1. Paulie Walnuts Repeating Jokes‏ @proappreciator 5 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          What does the blade zee? Does it conzider the flesh it splitz, as it carves the very live from bone and spillz blood to be licked by dogs and flesh to be pecked by the buzzards? What will the raptorz learn when they pierze my eyeballz and tear the brainz from my shattered skull?

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        1. Zack Cahill‏ @zackcahill 6 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          Amazing

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        1. Zach, still celebrating Everlight  ❇️‏ @ZacharyJLuna 6 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          "A man does not create a knife alone. It is society that lets some of us smelt iron ore, & pushes others to refine it into an object of death. The sum of our contributions allows one man control over the thin line of the edge, across which a blade ceases to exist. As will I."

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        1. Rik Feilden‏ @CineRik 6 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          It is not a significant cut.

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        1. JoNuggs‏ @JoNuggs 6 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          Not sure how you made me read this in Herzog's voice...

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        1. Jonathan WC Mills‏Verified account @JWCM 6 Sep 2018
          Replying to @jonspaihts @FilmCritHULK

          That’s funckin good Spaihts

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