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  1. united's new security questions have hardcoded answers. here's "Who is your favorite artist?" imagine this meeting

  2. Ironically, gravity waves were first detected by a very large Michelson–Morley interferometer.

  3. accipe fraterno multum manantia fletu, atque in perpetuum, soror, ave atque vale

  4. The Wire S4, teacher asks the problem kids what they will be when they grow up. “A pediatric brain surgeon like that [Black man] Ben Carson”

  5. “I stand ready to avow or disavow promptly and explicitly any precise opinion which I may be charged with having declared to any gentleman.”

  6. I'm just sayin', everyone that confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead.

  7. Isn't 007 supposed to handsome? Glad you think I've got a shot! Happy New year people.

  8. FYI, Amazon Prime Fresh Park Slope sometime gets delivered at 3:45 in the morning.

  9. Also would like to mute portmanteaus, anything re: baseball (esp. Jeter), opinions of Patriots fans (all topics) and tweets out of Florida.

  10. I can’t stop re-watching .

  11. Also, remember: no matter how revolutionary your idea, this is the world you're building for

  12. Follow Monday:

  13. Ezra Caldwell was passionate, patient, and immensely talented. We will miss The Bike Maker: via

  14. Which should I read next, “The Handmaiden’s Tale” or “Hateship, Friendship, Courtship, Loveship, Marriage: Stories”?

  15. Brooklyn Hospital proposes a powerful sorcerer forge undead immortality through the force of his own malevolent will?

  16. That I & most Americans have no idea whether our taxes are accurate tells us something. My annual letter to the :

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