Jon Carroll

@jonrcarroll

Former SF Chronicle columnist, writer, grandfather, person of interest. I used to be famous. He/him.

Oakland
Joined June 2009
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    Sep 3

    I just walked into the kitchen to discover my boyfriend grating cheese directly into the dog's mouth.

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  2. Sep 3

    But was she masked?

    Just saw a woman walking into the municipal government building with her teeth out of her mouth and her tits coming out of her tank top.
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    Sep 2

    I am once again asking y'all to stop making comparisons between what's happening in TX and Islam. Abortion is not outlawed in Islam, and frankly, your Islamophobia is glaring.

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    Sep 2

    Getting some shut eye before another long day of finding out what I can and can’t do with my body and how everyone feels about it

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    Sep 2

    did more to destroy reproductive rights than any single senator.

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    Sep 2

    Dear Texas men - child support now kicks in at 6 weeks.

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    Sep 2

    Somehow I sincerely doubt the NYT will dispatch a team of reporters to interview poor women in Texas diners.

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    Sep 2

    Thinking outside the box: Since there is no penalty, at all, for making false or frivolous claims under the Texas Bounty Hunting Act, and since people outside of Texas can sue anybody *in* Texas... We could sue every single Republican in Texas for aiding or abetting abortions...

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    Sep 2

    I swear to god if my car needs gas one more fucking time

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    Sep 1

    Somehow we ended up here

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    Sep 1

    Hey, Texas: Instead of hunting down a rape victim terminating her pregnancy, how about 10k for turning in her rapist?

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    Sep 1

    Stop with the “sharia law in Texas“ bullshit. This is right wing Christian evangelicalism. Homegrown. Stop invoking a racist bogeyman.

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    Sep 1

    A puppy and ducklings. That’s the tweet..

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    Sep 1

    "only electing democrats could have stopped this" says democrats who were elected to stop this

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    Sep 1

    Do you suppose the fact that most of the major news orgs are run by men is part of the reason they haven't been, and won't be, treating this SCOTUS issue like the the five alarm fire that it is?

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    Sep 2

    we still don’t know who paid Kavanaugh’s $90k country club fee while he was making $150k as federal judge

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    Sep 1

    It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears.

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    Aug 31

    capybara babysitting baby huskies

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    Sep 1

    Actual size: smaller than a pea Arms: no Legs: no Heart: unformed Tail: Yes Now show a picture of a human woman

    This is a baby at 7 weeks old. This is who Texas’ law protects. It’s time to defend our children. Children are our future.
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    Sep 1

    Women in : if you need an abortion - I will help you find a safe way to do so.

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