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    The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

    So. Y'all remember this picture, right? It's adorable, charing and all over the shop since it first appeared in June last year. Well, there's more. Thing is, the National Aquarium of New Zealand has done it, as advertised, EVERY MONTH since then and, folks, it's a ride. Strap in.pic.twitter.com/FgQ7NBpGUB

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    • sofia Ѽ ¹⁴³ Barret Dunbar seb hanlon 😷 LLouis bacer maybe: havi Life is Complicated🏳️‍🌈 .
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      2. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        July is criminally absent from the NANZ facebook page, but we rejoin our penguins in August, with some lightweight mischief from Pepper (nothing in the league of Timmy's assult, though) and the punctual, but somewhat mundane virtues of the Captain. Penguin Antics 4/10pic.twitter.com/gX8HqvOW3V

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      3. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Twitter, meet Mo. He's about to rock the world of Being a Penguin in New Zealand: he's a hoarder, all-round bad boy and STEALS FISH FROM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. Meanwhile we have Flip teaching us all to stand up for our sweethearts when those dang kids come around Penguin Antics: 8/10pic.twitter.com/ehaz9yBUei

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      4. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        September gets violent, surpassing even Timmy's infamous push. Dora has been attacking her keepers! Especially poor Tall Matt - noone needs that workplace hostility. Oh, and Captain's back, being... I would say dull, but the capitalisation makes me wonder... Penguin Antics 7/10pic.twitter.com/vLiJtvVgtA

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      5. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        October calms things down a bit, with the worst offender being a lazy "egg-hogger" by the name of Mr Mac. Get in the water, mate, and give someone else a go on the egg! More importantly: look who's turning his life around! Good work, Timmy. Penguin Antics: 5/10pic.twitter.com/dELx2DKl7P

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      6. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Mo's back, and he's worse than ever. Now he's not even eating the fish! Just DROPPING THEM IN THE SAND. What a dickhead. And lets be honest, Jack's there out of clear favouritism - I remember when that sort of behavior got you dubbed an "egg-hogger". Penguin Antics 7/10pic.twitter.com/RRjmLK1F82

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      7. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Eagle(boo!)-eyed folks may have spotted I got a month out of sync, and the last one should have been for December, not for November as might have been assumed. We shall resume with the New Year!

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      8. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        New Year, and Dora's back as the naughtiest, but far from attacking Tall Matt, she's now demanding an escort to the feeding station. Hmm... If I didn't know better, I'd think Dora had a little crush... Oh, and there's Lulu, who is apparently just lovely. Penguin Antics 6/10pic.twitter.com/oI8pM2BQc1

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      9. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        February is an emotional rollercoaster as the new naughty penguin is mean to reformed badboy Timmy! It took him an HOUR, Tux! Not cool. And Mr Mac is back as best penguin with a touching display of love. Your boyfriend ain't shit to Mr Mac. Penguin Antics: 8/10pic.twitter.com/dFuriRFhfl

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      10. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Timmy no! You were doing so well! Fellas, don't swim went you're moulting: it's nasty. Meanwhile Pepper, a new face on the board, is taking steps to cross the human/penguin divide and repair some of the damage that Dora has done. Penguin Antics 6/10pic.twitter.com/3qzk6xX5Bc

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      11. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Oh. Shit. Looks who's back, stealing April's top spot like he steals EVERYTHING ELSE. It's Mo, getting so devious and brazen even the keepers seem to respect his criminality. He should take a lesson from Flip: now there's a bird the knows how to penguin. Penguin Antics 7/10pic.twitter.com/z3uEhd9QQB

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      12. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Wow. Just wow. For May, let us take a moment to appreciate the level Mo has reached. Outright. Obnoxious. Crimes beyond listing, but it's his attitude that gets to the keepers. And hey, there's a new penguin - Burny! He seems to be doing great. Penguin Antics 9/10pic.twitter.com/9NYidEP3Uh

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      13. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        Oh no! I spoke too soon. Burny's back, but it's bad news. He's fallen in with the wrong crowd, and the wrong crowd is Mo! And now he's gone all face-pecky. Also, How is Tux STILL trying to push Timmy off a pier? Draco's helping, but June is penguin anarchy. Penguin Antics: 8/10pic.twitter.com/Mx1jhMBc1q

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      14. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Jul 2018

        And we come up to date with keepers overtly cheering on vigilante justice, as Burny turns the skills he learned from Mo right back on him. Good? Naughty? Burny lives in a world of greys. No gritty anti-heroics from Flip, though, who cheekily avoids the scales. Penguin Antics 9/10pic.twitter.com/rO7a92IuJH

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      15. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 7 Aug 2018

        It's August, and penguin love is in the air... Mo's fall continues, as Tux takes a break from pushing Timmy off piers to make a move on one of Mo's ladies. Meanwhile Betty (good swimmer) steps in to help single mum Elmo with parenting. Just gals being pals. Penguin Antics: 8/10pic.twitter.com/hs4ww7wkxQ

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      16. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 13 Sep 2018

        September rolls in and it's a return to the classics: Timmy 's intense love of fish leads him astray again, while Mr Mac is back on the egg. But what's this? Far from being an "egg hogger", it looks like he's doing it for love. A quiet, gentle September. Penguin antics: 4/10pic.twitter.com/rHxbAAFCRr

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      17. The Eponymous Jonny‏ @jonnywaistcoat 19 Oct 2018

        No Penguins of the Month this October - instead the National Aquarium of New Zealand are doing something a bit different: Penguin of the Year! It's a throwdown between heel turned babyface Timmy and the fish-stealing villain of the aquarium: Mo. Go vote!https://www.nationalaquarium.co.nz/animals-and-fish/penguin-of-the-year/ …

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