Amazing how much more your life makes sense when the clip of Mariah Carey drunkenly yelling “I’ll do the best I can with what I got” plays on endless loop in your mind
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we don’t accept it structurally and we don’t accept it spiritually
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Mark Mylod praises Sarah Snook's performance and says her acting should be a masterclass for anybody who wants to be an actor
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We’re so back….the last time people were accusing pop stars of being Illuminati the songs were quite simply the best they’d ever been….
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I recommend having a grandmother who is a local legend and knows every single Greek, Italian, Serbian, Iranian woman in her neighbourhood because they will all call their relatives to offer you a place to stay overseas based on a single passing conversation
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Getting dizzy/vague depersonalisation effects just from anxiety in your 30s is so embarrassing, a more serious diagnosis would be preferable, however I do get to identity with sickly divas in Brönte novels who experience unexplained symptoms like “tremors” or “malaise”
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This is just one of the many ways the AASW reinforces the kind of inequality it claims to oppose - previously incarcerated people, for example, are currently prohibited from qualification. Social workers with liberatory values should reconsider approval from such an organisation.
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Unpaid placements are a massive labour exploitation story hiding in plain sight. The official social work association (AASW) going on and on about social justice/equality while maintaining this impossible standard (1000 hours!!) in a cost of living crisis is raw hypocrisy
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Mandatory unpaid placements are putting students under unnecessary financial duress, with completion rates of crucial degrees plummeting.
“The essential worker shortage crisis starts with unpaid internships”-Unions NSW Secretary Mark Morey.
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ironic homophobia was fun for a bit but it’s actually more unexpected and cool to be normal again ❤️
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Learning a lot about the characterlessness of some apartments as people advertise their place for the annual mid year sublet…feels as naked as reading someone’s most embarrassing thoughts in a diary….
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Can someone please make a video essay on whatever the hell was going on here
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The way this needed to happen a million years ago
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Buy now, pay later to be regulated as credit afr.com/companies/fina
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Personally I think it’s that gay guys don’t want to see themselves, they want to see beautiful women with untreated personality disorders
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Joel Kim Booster on the discourse around his rom-com #FireIsland: “Gay men are especially critical of a media that depicts us because we are so starved for it.” bit.ly/45cmhjW
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We have assembled a special team of researchers and physiologists to determine whether anyone in the pictures you guys are sharing have in fact “served cunt”
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Korok: I need to reach my friend! 🥺
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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Azealia Banks going on ig to say Kylie Minogue is Australia’s finest cultural export one week before the latter released a 1st single off her new album is the kind of PR money can’t buy
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People assume that the opposite of scarcity is abundance, when actually it’s satiety. Giving “enough” as opposed to doing the most. A little detail can be just as beautiful as throwing 5 different outfits over the top of each other to make an impression…
happy fashion week?
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This is literally what it means to be human idk what to tell you…
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Being a landlord in this climate seems dreamy…having basically every major institution and politician back you or be you, protected on every front by random lobbyists, existing as a protected class at the centre of the universe without having to lift a finger…how luxe!
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You’re serving cunt? You’re doomed by the narrative and you’re serving cunt?
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Before posting about “the tote” please consider that your words may cause distress to any of the cute and sexy people who have to hear it 🙏
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I’ve gone to tweet something like this so many times recently and held my tongue…god is really watching …
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That mean girl persona y’all put on for the internet don’t fool me. I can tell y’all were NERDS in high school.
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Some vindication finally …for all the times I’ve arrogantly fought back against the editors who’ve said my sentences are too long 🥹
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Its 2027. The govt has outlawed being fierce, and divas are driven undeground...
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They should invent a type of man who is both physically agile and gives women insane amounts of money
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That’s my politics
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"We have nothing to lose but our tails and ears." Playboy Bunnies on strike, Chicago, 1975
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