Jonna

@jonniker

Mom, writer, editor, cleaner of dog barf. Still with HRC. Here for Kamala Harris 2020. She/her

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S-a alăturat în iunie 2008

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  1. Tweet fixat
    7 feb. 2018

    Sigh. Have just been mansplained to on a subject I am an expert in, by a man who freely admits he has no experience in said topic. This tweet is evergreen.

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  2. acum 13 ore

    A good friend is at the Bruins game. “Hockey is so white in the worst way imaginable. I’m so uncomfortable.” Omg preach. Hockey is whiter than polo, but no one notices. It’s gross.

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  3. 27 apr.

    Maybe if they run shit like this every three minutes, it will work.

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  4. 26 apr.

    I am glad to see getting dragged for hitting , because that shit was misguided and foolish, a total punch down, and I’m not here for it. This from a woman who once told women to “put down the sandwich and go for a walk.” Yeah, ok.

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  5. 25 apr.
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  6. 25 apr.

    Went in to check on the kids. Was very stealthy until I stepped on a paw patrol figure, which sent me flying into a fire truck on the floor, which then made me knock over the humidifier, all while I whisper-yelled “Shit. SHIT. Shit!” Anyway, they’re awake, A+ check in.

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  7. 24 apr.

    Poor Sam literally spent the last two days doing nothing but taking a standardized test, and when she wasn’t actually taking the test, she was stressing about it. She’s ten. I know we have to have educational benchmarks, but there has to be a better way.

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  8. 24 apr.

    A self described black immigrant called in to NPR urging progressives to elect a white male to the presidency so that people “stop thinking black people are getting ahead and we can just relax.” And I’m off to have a cry and a scream.

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  9. 23 apr.

    These stupid Kardashian jeans are literally the best I have ever owned. A pox on you, Khloe.

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  10. 23 apr.

    I would be acting exactly like this, TBH.

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  11. 23 apr.

    Did I drive 25 miles for a generic epipen, only to find that the pharmacy screwed up and no one has it? Yes. Yes, I did.

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  12. 22 apr.

    Me! Me! I could barely afford college, the experience was hell, I worked a million jobs, had egregious loans, and I was lucky to go at all. I DO NOT WISH OTHERS TO HAVE TO DO THIS. Is this the new version of “this smells gross—smell it!”?

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  13. 22 apr.

    I don’t understand these bitter people who scraped their asses through college and are like, you know what? I suffered mightily! You should TOO.

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  14. 22 apr.

    There is a shortage of epipen and epipen-related *junior* generics. Everywhere. Tomorrow, I have to drive 25 miles to pick up the only one they can find so that my son can be safe. What ... is happening.

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  15. 22 apr.

    I’m going to have to rely on his sweet reputation at preschool when he repeats the lyrics to his favorite jam, Kendrick Lamar’s Backseat Freestyle. “I got 25 lighters on my dresser, yessir. Damn, I got bitches...” etc.

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  16. 22 apr.

    Third babies: just happy to be here, I guess.

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  17. 22 apr.

    It’s hard to overstate what an easygoing, happy kid Josh is. I’ve spent four years waiting for the other shoe to drop, but his good cheer is relentless. He has a dentist appointment today. “Yay! They’ll clean my teeth, and I’ll get a new toothbrush! FUN!” Oh. Ok.

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  18. 21 apr.

    Josh is sad Easter is over. “I just want another Easter.” “There’s another one next year, buddy.” Omg his reaction. “ALLIE AND SAM! YOU GUYS! THERE! IS! ANOTHER EASTER! NEXT! YEAR! I AM SO EXCITED!!”

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  19. 20 apr.

    Gotta tell you, Elizabeth Warren is going full Leslie Knope, and I’m here for it.

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  20. 20 apr.

    I’m at Target buying Easter shit at the last minute with all of the other parents who look as frazzled as I am. I’m going to start handing out my phone number. “Let’s be friends!”

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  21. 20 apr.

    Just sat in legit insane ... Honeybaked Ham traffic.

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