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Remember the “Mad About You” where Murray eats Jamie’s corpse? https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/the-craziest-lost-sitcom-episodes-of-all-time …
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It's just two weeks until our Thursday, 7/25 show with
@SeatonSmith,@AlisonLeiby,@AndySandford,@andrewcasertano,@chloe_radcliffe,@JonJZeller, and more -- all performing for your dogs' amusement.http://thegooddogshow13.eventbrite.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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There is literally only one time and place to see all of these great comedians and get free pizza and it is tonight at
@AlligatorLoungepic.twitter.com/ek3XMbBsSf
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A handy guide to ordering the perfect bagel.http://nyer.cm/UQ4mB05
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Rough Start to Summer: A Lifeguard Has Ordered the Ocean Drained After a Whale Pooped In It ~ by @JonJZeller "As Gondry noted, it will take years to drain, clean, and refill the entire ocean."https://www.weeklyhumorist.com/rough-start-to-summer-a-lifeguard-has-ordered-the-ocean-drained-after-a-whale-pooped-in-it/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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You've been ordering bagels wrong. Here's how to get the amount of cream cheese you want. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/how-to-get-the-exact-amount-of-cream-cheese-you-want-on-your-bagel …
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How to Get the Exact Amount of Cream Cheese You Want on Your Bagel
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You've been ordering bagels wrong. Here's how to get the amount of cream cheese you want. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/how-to-get-the-exact-amount-of-cream-cheese-you-want-on-your-bagel …
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Please RT so DC execs & grieving MAD fans see this: If necessary, I will resurrect
#MAD Magazine, just like I’ve done with The Yale Record and The American Bystander (@BystanderTweets). (1/3)Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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On Thursday, 7/25, bring your dog to see
@joshgondelman,@SeatonSmith,@AlisonLeiby,@andrewcasertano,@chloe_radcliffe,@JonJZeller, and more.https://thegooddogshow13.eventbrite.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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11 Cereal Brands, Ranked by How Much They Could Also Be Cults ~ by @JonJZeller Mother’s, Nature’s Valley, Food For Life...https://www.weeklyhumorist.com/11-cereal-brands-ranked-by-how-much-they-could-also-be-cults/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Nicolas Cage's most recent marriage lasted just four days. It's easy to make fun, and maybe it was naive to think it was going to work out, but at first this seemed like a promising joke setup.
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Thanks to all of the good dogs and humans who sold out tonight's show! See you on July 25. Until then, follow the comics who performed:
@MartinUrbano,@dinahashem_,@silkyjumbo,@ProfessorDoye,@BrettDavisRIP,@aliciacamden, and@JonJZeller.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Just a couple tickets left for tonight's show with
@MartinUrbano,@dinahashem_,@silkyjumbo,@ProfessorDoye,@BrettDavisRIP,@aliciacamden, and@JonJZeller, so buy them now if you want to be sure you'll get in. See you tonight!http://thegooddogshow12.eventbrite.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Blood is thicker than water, but pudding is thicker than blood. And tar pitch is the thickest of all. I'm fascinated by viscosity!
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Attention, dogs: on Thursday, 6/27, you can enjoy comedy from
@MartinUrbano,@dinahashem_,@silkyjumbo,@ProfessorDoye,@BrettDavisRIP,@aliciacamden, and@JonJZeller. Okay, thanks. Have a good weekend.https://thegooddogshow12.eventbrite.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
People are surprised to hear that I was prom king, because I was not.
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It’s just two weeks until our Thursday, 6/27 show with
@MartinUrbano,@dinahashem_,@silkyjumbo,@ProfessorDoye,@BrettDavisRIP,@aliciacamden, and@JonJZeller.https://thegooddogshow12.eventbrite.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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FREE COMEDY! Tuesday June 4th! 8pm 110 Wall st NYC w/ @IANfidance@SorryDontClaire@Jason_Chatfield@chloe_radcliffe,@EmilyFlake@ginnyhogan_@johnathanappel@JonJZeller & host@martydundics RSVP NOW!
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On 6/27, bring your dog to see
@MartinUrbano,@silkyjumbo,@ProfessorDoye,@BrettDavisRIP,@aliciacamden,@JonJZeller, and more.https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-good-dog-show-a-dog-friendly-comedy-show-12-tickets-62692531048 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Advance tickets for tonight's show with
@aparnapkin,@OphiraE,@emmyblotnick,@Daniel_Simonsen,@TimBarnes451,@bmofunny, and@JonJZeller are SOLD OUT! If you have a ticket, arrive early for a good seat. If not, try your luck on the standby line. See you tonight!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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