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@jonjones

Tech geek, (Just Cause 3, UE4 Marketplace), author (How I Escaped Evangelical Hell ), cat fancier. Personal account.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Oct 2017

    After getting ' hatetweets for years, and I made a PSA about mistaken Twitter identity:

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    Replying to

    Welcome to the club!

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    We made this little tribute to one of our favorite people ever in the world of comedy, the one and only Bob Einstein. (And yes, I did give him the car..)

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    What if all your muscles can taste but your tongue is the only one you usually put food on

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  5. 11 hours ago

    Sadly, this is the new Secretary of Defense.

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    5 Jun 2012

    "Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen

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    How's everyone's Friday going?

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  8. 14 hours ago
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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    "🔥 The Northern white-faced owl changes its appearance to respond to threats"

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    Damn boy, are you my Gmail password? Cuz you’re weak as fuck and lack character.

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    Jan 2

    Last year when I guest starred on Bob introduced himself to me. I was tickled because I had always loved his dead pan, dry humor. He stuck out his hand and said, “Bryan, what a thrill it is for you to work with me.” And it was. RIP Bob. Make ‘me laugh in heaven

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    I am so incredibly screwed.

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  13. Retweeted
    23 Mar 2015

    Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

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  14. Retweeted
    9 May 2018

    At the last second, as my helicopter touches down on top of the skyscraper, I realise that I approached the helipad from the wrong direction. The capital H was actually a capital I: the universal symbol for “insufficiently robust helipad, do not use”

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    Felt cute. Might delete later.

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  16. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2018

    [hospital] SURGEON: [lowers mask] I'm sorry, we were unable to separate the art from the artist ME: is he S: yes, he's still an asshole

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    Jan 3

    boss: you’re fired me: boss: your communication skills have proven to be an issue me:

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  18. Retweeted
    8 Apr 2015

    SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates

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    19 hours ago

    CONTENT CREATORS: sometimes I will post serious things I care about instead of always the funnies BRAD (loves family guy, must consume 3 jokes per minute or will implode): unfollowed. this isn’t what I don’t pay you for you multifaceted bitch

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    19 hours ago

    In Chinese ‘censorship factories’ new employees need to be taught about what they are censoring for the first time.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    I can’t stop watching this

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