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@Jonnybones' hatetweets for years,@betweenpictures and I made a PSA about mistaken Twitter identity:https://youtu.be/dltsW31v15gThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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We made this little tribute to one of our favorite people ever in the world of comedy, the one and only Bob Einstein. (And yes, I did give him the car..)pic.twitter.com/0cVMIERSL1
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What if all your muscles can taste but your tongue is the only one you usually put food on
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Sadly, this is the new Secretary of Defense.https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1080865136750067713 …
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"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
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How's everyone's Friday going?pic.twitter.com/BegSdig4OX
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The Northern white-faced owl changes its appearance to respond to threats"pic.twitter.com/oFWwLvzOAqShow this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Damn boy, are you my Gmail password? Cuz you’re weak as fuck and lack character.
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Last year when I guest starred on
#CurbYourEnthusiam Bob introduced himself to me. I was tickled because I had always loved his dead pan, dry humor. He stuck out his hand and said, “Bryan, what a thrill it is for you to work with me.” And it was. RIP Bob. Make ‘me laugh in heavenhttps://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/1080535503076761602 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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I am so incredibly screwed.pic.twitter.com/wuqNJLWVhh
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Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
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At the last second, as my helicopter touches down on top of the skyscraper, I realise that I approached the helipad from the wrong direction. The capital H was actually a capital I: the universal symbol for “insufficiently robust helipad, do not use”
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[hospital] SURGEON: [lowers mask] I'm sorry, we were unable to separate the art from the artist ME: is he S: yes, he's still an asshole
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boss: you’re fired me: boss: your communication skills have proven to be an issue me:
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates
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CONTENT CREATORS: sometimes I will post serious things I care about instead of always the funnies BRAD (loves family guy, must consume 3 jokes per minute or will implode): unfollowed. this isn’t what I don’t pay you for you multifaceted bitch
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In Chinese ‘censorship factories’ new employees need to be taught about what they are censoring for the first time. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/02/business/china-internet-censor.html …pic.twitter.com/2cUqicnpwQ
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