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@jongabrus

#1 FUCCBOIII gabrus can be seen on GUYCODE and YOUNGER, heard on his podcast HIGH&MIGHTY. He STILL plays rugby and D&D IG:

LA via LI
Joined May 2010

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    Gets high to do laundry. Ends up too high to do laundry.

  2. The Bernie Sanders campaign in one picture

  3. ME ON DEATHBED: (inaudible deathy whisper) GATHERED FAMILY: grandpa what? ME: please ..rate and review .. the podcast..on itunes.. *dies*

  4. Holy shit. I just learned you're supposed to chew food

  5. Jail Installs New Olympic Sized Swimming Pool For Stanford Rapist:

  6. Well it's been a couple hours, time to spoil Game of Thrones for a mediocre tweet

  7. Doing STANDUP (eek!) Mon 8pm lab. With my two happiest uncles and

  8. thats the healthiest i have ever looked. thanks guice mann!

  9. A week frm today at ! With ,, & more! See 's brain come to life

  10. chat it up about video games, and jerking off on the toilet (as usual)

  11. If you dropped a time traveler in NYC what would be more jarring? Everyone on their tiny pocket computers or Lenny's becoming

  12. Sorry I was late. I had spicy street meat at 2AM...again

  13. You asked for it (maybe?) and you got it.

  14. The airport is always 'one garbage can through a pizza parlor window' away from a riot at any given moment.

  15. sign up for HOWL w. promo code LAYMAN to get a month free and listen to me interview people WAY smarter than me

  16. "For evil men to accomplish their purpose it is only necessary that good men should do nothing." --Some Amazon Original Series or something

  17. Anne Hathaway is my favorite rapper

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