...but the Poundland worker actually likes his job and hates the snobby Guardian articlehttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197806802294980608 …
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so he burns down a newsagents with a Guardian sign outside it because he’s stupid and thinks its the Guardian's officeshttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197806809576333312 …
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he then goes to prison for arson and inevitably converts to Islamhttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197806813254705152 …
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it supposedly appeals to him because he's revolted by the Guardian reporter's sexually provocative behaviourhttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197806823677542400 …
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and so he inevitably becomes a terrorist and attacks parliamenthttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197452733441363969 …
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he can only be stopped by "Roger Barlow" a scruffy-haired bike-riding MP who is definitely not Boris Johnsonhttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197117864240660487 …
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oh its also really racisthttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197873483696529412 …
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like... constantly racisthttps://twitter.com/VirginsJohnson/status/1197805930576064512 …
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"Lucy Goodbody" he definitely thought this was a great joke
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