Veeptopus

@jonccrow

Artist/writer/movie geek

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veeptopus.com/veeptopusbook
Joined December 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Nov 2017

    If you buy only one book about cephalopods and elected officials, make it Veeptopus: Vice Presidents with Octopuses On Their Heads

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  2. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Infinite energy.

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    23 hours ago

    So .. a story about Nazis. Real, life, actual Nazis. Come along?

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    Aug 18

    When Burroughs would have turned 101 via What a piece of radio from , , , Listen:

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    Aug 17

    Hey remember how at the end of the first three Indiana Jones movies Indiana Jones & various pals experience actual proof of the existence of God and none of them have a psychotic break? I think about this a lot.

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    Aug 17

    Happy 75th birthday Robert Deniro!

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  7. Aug 16

    Don't fuck with historians...

    No, as a professor, I understand the Civil War was fought over slavery, because that's what the South repeatedly said the Civil War was about.
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    Aug 16

    Hi there-Civil War historian here. So, uh...this is really, really far from "The Truth." Got a minute? /1

    The truth...
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    Aug 15

    RT if you agree

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    Aug 16

    R.I.P. Aretha Franklin (1942-2018)

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    Aug 15

    Tamura Masaki obituary: great Japanese cinematographer who was “impossible to imitate” (by Markus Nornes for the BFI) via

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    Aug 15

    John Brennan's public service: -CIA station chief in Saudi Arabia -CIA chief of staff -Director of Terrorist Threat Integration Center -Director of National Counter terrorism Center -White House Homeland Security Adviser -CIA director -Briefed three presidents

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    Aug 14

    (THREAD) Peter’s experience has spurred me to share mine. 2 weeks ago, as I was crossing back into Israel from Jordan, I was separated from my family and detained by Shin Bet. “We can make it so you don’t see your kids for a long time” I was warned. This is what happened next

    Benjamin Netanyahu has half-apologized for my detention yesterday at Ben Gurion airport. I'll accept when he apologizes to all the Palestinians and Palestinian-Americans who every day endure far worse
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  14. Retweeted
    Aug 13

    Are you watching Point Break or The Fast and the Furious?

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    Aug 13

    Republicans are trying to ram through Kavanaugh’s nomination, setting his hearings for 9/4—but thousands if not millions of documents from his career are still hidden from the public. RT to show the GOP that you want to see ALL of Kavanaugh’s records before the hearings begin.

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    Aug 14

    Give a man a fish… Just give him the fish, asshole. He’s hungry, you’ve got an extra fish. Hand it over, fuckface. He doesn’t have time to go to your shitty “fishing school.” I’m gonna count to 3.

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    Aug 10

    has this been done?

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    Aug 10

    Black twitter logo in a white circle on a red rectangle
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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    a source told me that drinks five pints of rhino cum a day before he hunts the homeless for sport. according to , i can post this and it’s up to journalists to document, validate, and refute such information

    Accounts like Jones' can often sensationalize issues and spread unsubstantiated rumors, so it’s critical journalists document, validate, and refute such information directly so people can form their own opinions. This is what serves the public conversation best.
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    Aug 5

    I'm bored. RT this and I'll draw your twitter pic.

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  21. Aug 3

    Scrotal Charisma got robbed.

    Charles Dickens novel title anagrams, the definitive ranking: 10) BANNED SODOMY 9) SOVIET TWIRL 8) FOUL RUM URINATED 7) OILY TUSH ORTHOPEDICS 6) HAKE BLOUSE 5) APE EXCRETING TOAST 4) RANDY BUGBEAR 3) LESBIAN CHICK ONLY 2) SCROTAL CHARISMA 1) TIRED HAMS
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