Jonathan Carroll

@joncarroll

Happiness Cartographer. Fun guy, maker, music geek, slow runner. 2 kids, 7 instruments. Founder of The Analog Co.

Your heart, my head.
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Joined June 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Oct 2015

    Wait a minute—are you telling me sent *one* record to aliens, and it wasn't Thriller?

    5 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    The climate crisis is the most pressing challenge we face & we need an EPA director who understands that. Senators should vote NO on Pruitt.

    240 replies 4,364 retweets 9,988 likes
  3. 16 Dec 2016

    Finally got my Jack Skellington on the roof! Pretty happy with how it turned out. Whadda ya think?

    4 likes
  4. 15 Dec 2016

    I've spent my entire iOS life waiting for today: Super Mario is finally on iPhone

    2 likes
  5. 12 Dec 2016

    Make up for that lame White Elephant gift you got/gave by giving handmade, hand-knit goodies this holiday!

  6. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2016

    Melania Trump hopes to someday help bullied teens, or as Donald Trump calls them "fat pigs & retards."

    64 replies 1,431 retweets 1,787 likes
  7. Retweeted
    20 Oct 2016

    Nintendo Switch is coming March 2017! Catch the Preview Trailer and visit for more details.

    First Look at Nintendo Switch
    3,439 replies 64,647 retweets 79,023 likes
  8. 20 Sep 2016

    . is the embodiment of zany fun. He is a creative force at large, and even better human being:

    1 like
  9. 15 Sep 2016

    Maybe Apple Stores can start carrying vinyl? Frank Ocean is on the hunt for distribution of physical 'Blonde' copies

    1 like
  10. 15 Sep 2016

    "Beau actually suggested [to] book the Grateful Dead, John Mayer for two nights and call it Fun Fun Fun Fest."

  11. 14 Sep 2016

    Ravaged by the effects of climate change, this once-thriving hydrosphere can now barely sustain a single Magikarp:

    2 likes
  12. 9 May 2016

    You'll love Captain America: Civil War way more wearing this Marvel-inspired Awesome Mix shirt (last day to get it!)

  13. 29 Apr 2016

    Always so impressed by : every time I start to think he couldn't be a bigger embarrassment to the state, he proves me wrong!

  14. 26 Apr 2016

    Lucky you (and me): “Awesome Mix Vol. 1” by the incomparable is available on

    1 retweet 2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    27 Feb 2016
    Replying to

    because someone who mocks a handicapped person and assails freedom of the press isn't fit to lead

    53 replies 933 retweets 1,000 likes
  16. 27 Feb 2016

    Wow. has made a laughingstock of himself and his congregation. What a pawn he's willingly become. No godly influence at all.

    1 like
  17. 16 Feb 2016

    So, did Zuck call Kanye back or what?

  18. 7 Feb 2016

    1:01 until Cam Newton dabs his eyes.

    2 likes
  19. 1 Feb 2016

    I'm pretty sure is much worse than because he actually believes all the bullshit he spouts.

    1 reply 3 likes
  20. 23 Jan 2016

    Anyone who thinks Bloomberg running will do anything but hand the GOP the WH doesn't understand the state of US politics or American voters.

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