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Seriously? How did this ignorant man get to be commerce secretary. He truly doesn't understand... how the suppression of dissent works?

Is there anyone, ANYONE in this administration who isn't a complete and utter moron? "Heartfelt bushel of dates"

The literal embodiment of white, male, American privilege. cc: @MerriamWebster

This clueless man has no idea that he's in a dictatorship? Wow.

In other news, Wilbur was shocked to find that he couldn't get a pulled pork sandwich anywhere in the country.

"In theory, that could be true, but boy...." --Ross, responding to reporter reminding him Saudi law bans citizens from protest, free speech

He probably thinks his domestic help really really like him too.

He better claim those Bushels of Dates. hey @SecretaryRoss did u happen to find the rest of the 9/11 attackers while in saudi??

I refuse.

Yeah, don't think I can, but will try. Get the point--authoritarian oligarchy GOOD.

"In theory [absolutely indisputable statement] could be true but boy, there was certainly no sign of [thing that is inherently invisible]"

Uh, just how old is this guy? He looks like my grandfather who is 92. What "foreign substance" were in the dates?