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@jonathanweisman @jbarro @tedcruz Shouldn't he save his imaginary appointments for right after another devastating primary loss? #demenTED

@jonathanweisman @jbarro @tedcruz is he finally transition to become a woman?

@jonathanweisman Is this for real?

Transition out of the race? @jonathanweisman: Tomorrow @tedcruz will have another major announcement: his transition team

@jonathanweisman @tedcruz Announcing that Roger Stone will manage his re-election campaign

@jonathanweisman @tedcruz @jbarro I hear Cabinet appointments are next Tuesday.

@jonathanweisman @MarkyMarkNYM @tedcruz Then they announce the decorating and color scheme for the White House… And Heidi's special emphasis

@jonathanweisman @jbarro but will they sing?

@jonathanweisman @tedcruz Desperate to try and take back the media narrative since they now say Trump is inevitable.

@jonathanweisman @tedcruz I'm still cracking up. Who told him this was a good idea?

@jonathanweisman @tedcruz Really? Ted is transitioning? Maybe he'll change his views on restroom usage.

@jonathanweisman @tedcruz he's also planning a press conference regarding presidential scandal and potential legacy tarnish, mistress no.6.