Use a metal one then and go down to any river bank, put on some rubber gloves and dig plastic straws out of the mud.https://twitter.com/HolmesJosh/status/1136244195457478656 …
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Rubber?! Jonathan, you monster.
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I make a joke about not being able to drink my iced coffee and the NYT guy won’t smile until I sign the Paris accord.
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I rarely use straws. When I do, I prefer plastic. I don't think that means I'm killing Fudgie the Whale. Meanwhile, if we want to reduce straw usage, how about servers asking if you want one, instead of automatically giving you one with the wrapper already off? Seems reasonable.
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Lol wait Fudgie the Whale is an ice cream cake at Carvel what’s going on here
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Yes, it was an intentional Carvel reference. But I shouldn't have done that because refrigeration is problematic, too!
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Also because only people from NY/NJ and over 40 would get it lol.
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A whale of a cake for a whale of a dad!
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