Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
jonathanweisman's profile
(((JonathanWeisman)))
(((JonathanWeisman)))
(((JonathanWeisman)))
Verified account
@jonathanweisman

Tweets

(((JonathanWeisman)))Verified account

@jonathanweisman

Deputy Washington Editor, The New York Times, author, (((Semitism))) - Being Jewish in the Age of Trump, and No. 4 Imperial Lane

Washington, DC
jonathanweisman.com
Joined February 2009

Tweets

  • © 2019 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Imprint
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    (((JonathanWeisman)))‏Verified account @jonathanweisman Mar 19
    • Report Tweet

    There’s a special circle of hell for Metro riders who sit on the aisle side of an otherwise empty seat, stack their stuff next to them and pretend to be reading as fellow passengers jam in next to them. Disrupt their evil deeds. @unsuckdcmetro

    6:10 AM - 19 Mar 2019
    • 8 Retweets
    • 65 Likes
    • Aisle Seat Wanker Bonnie Resnick Jen Gregory Williams Deb Ms.Noitall Jen P Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos Elvia Roderick
    9 replies 8 retweets 65 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Matthew Richter‏ @mattjrichter Mar 19
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        Can we add people that bring bikes on trains during rush hour? I know they can now, but still.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. MZ‏ @zwirnm Mar 19
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        Do they get an exception if they are reading one of your books?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Rocco Ryan‏ @rocco_ryan Mar 19
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman

        pic.twitter.com/jUrcPAWuy1

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jess Towhey‏ @JessTowhey Mar 19
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        And bus riders who stand in the front instead of walking down the aisle to the back when it’s crowded. I keep wondering if they’re afraid there’s an aisle-monster that will eat them if they go up the stairs.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
    1. This Tweet is unavailable
      1. Ms.Noitall‏ @MsNoitall1942 Mar 19
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        Are there no RULES - as in "can't do this and don't do that"? !

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Mike Newell‏ @MikeNewell11 Mar 19
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        I once looke at one of those guys and said “Really?” He gathered up his stuff, moved over, and put everything in his lap. I continued to stand for the rest of the ride. A double shaming.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Tom Blersch‏ @Tom_Blersch Mar 20
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        I'll admit, I take the aisle seat. Because I'm a very big guy, and my legs do not fit between the seats. But I don't stack my crap on the seat next to me. So if you want that seat, I will let you in. Or more likely stand, because we won't both fit.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Aisle Seat Wanker‏ @AisleSeatWanker Mar 21
        • Report Tweet
        Replying to @jonathanweisman @unsuckdcmetro

        They are #aisleseatwankers make sure they know it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2019 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Imprint
      • Cookies
      • Ads info