Maybe he appreciates your snuggle.
How about this one: I’m sitting next to a Chicago meathead who has spread his beefy arms off both sides of the arm rest and won’t take the hint as I lean into them. Who actually likes to travel?https://twitter.com/BCAppelbaum/status/1063075187023925253 …
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Would your reaction differ if the meathead was from the East Coast?
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Time to spill something.
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I once had to travel next to a man so large that I had to ride with arm resting on top of his arm. Plane was completely full. Talk about awkward AND uncomfortable. He even apologized.
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"My arms is big, so I gotta lean em onna armreyst. You prayssin yer bady on me ain't gonna help, pal. Maybe trayvlin ain't fer you. Now aym gonna go bayck to lookin' at dis one hot chick's snaypchayt."
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Better lay your head on his shoulder.
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