If it were me I'd just clam up and thank the stars I don't (or rather, no longer) have a small child and have to put in 16-hour parenting days.
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Give the parent the "death stare" while alternately looking at the quiet car sign?
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Tut quietly
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Get the conductor.
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Two options: (1) Let the hellspawn play games on your smartphone, or (2) Tell the kid to shut up because you have a migraine.
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Tell the person who brought the child that this is the quiet car and people on the car are supposed to be quiet.
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You’re the adult. Suck it up.
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Suck it up. Life is too short.
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You practice tolerance, and give thanks for your petty first world problems.
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