My soul wants cookies.
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i was brushing my teeth last night .... when this pseudoscientific cure popped into my head ---- rub toothpaste on your hickies to make them disappear...
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Pro Tip: Vaccination will reverse the polarity of this effect and pull even Flamin Hot Cheetos to you.
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But the plastic is getting in the way! Unless his soul wants him to eat the plastic bag....? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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That looks like a form of “applied kinesiology,” which is a fancy term for “give me your money please”

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My body will always pull me toward ice cream! Does that mean I can eat unlimited ice cream? I will try this trick every time I am thinking about it.pic.twitter.com/u6VVmfr0cV
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Clinical Psychologist. Adjunct Assistant Professor


