i thought it
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That counts
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honestly, I was more creeped out over who would WANT a used mattress from ANYWHERE, much less a hotel?!
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Also couldn’t he just buy one and charge it to the EPA? That’s how he rolls anyway
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already blew the budget on the Cone of Silence
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And fountain pens!!!!!
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It’s urine soaked.
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Yep, 2 mins ago! Congrats.
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I think that joke was put to bed a little while ago
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That’s some funny sheet right there.
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It may take some time to bed in.
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Is there a pee tie-in here somewhere?
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Cue rim shot
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Collecting DNA... blue dress style
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This needs to be a meme, STAT! Get on it people.
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