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@jonahback

Senior Software Engineer . I like to build awesome products at scale.

Palo Alto, CA
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Joined September 2009
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    Jun 1

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    May 1

    from the Bad Machine Learning Ideas department

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    Apr 30

    when u don't disable comma dangle in eslint

    Replying to @ShawnGarrett
    I should have many Emmys for The Apprentice if the process were fair-in any event, it's not my day job. ,
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    Apr 25

    people seem to be losing touch with trump's major 100 day achievement: he's not yet been impeached and no one from his campaign is in jail.

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    Apr 14

    Need a vacation? RT by 11:59ET tonight for a chance to win a $500 gift card courtesy of the Marriott Premier Credit Card.

    97 replies 1,691 retweets 281 likes
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    Mar 9

    the GOP replacement plan is actually pretty simple

    170 replies 24,804 retweets 52,593 likes
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    Jan 29
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    Days til MAJORITY disapproval: Reagan 727 Bush 1 1336 Clinton 573 Bush 2 1205 Obama 936 Trump: 8.

    72 replies 948 retweets 2,083 likes
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    Jan 18

    The next RevolutionUC will be April 8th and 9th! Interested? Get notified when registration opens at !

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    31 Dec 2016

    timezones are literally so weird. it's almost 2017 in the blue states but 1924 in the red states 😩

    305 replies 12,242 retweets 27,046 likes
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    29 Dec 2016

    Server-side rendering was so 2015. Client-side rendering was so 2016. In 2017, we will render the page using only our imagination.

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    24 Dec 2016

    The best software developers I know spend the holidays the way they are meant to be spent—doing basic tech support for blood relatives

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  12. 25 Dec 2016

    tl;dr christmas at home

    try { avoidOvereating(🙏); } catch (😞) { makeNewYearsResolution(😞); }
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    23 Dec 2016

    Flint STILL doesn't have clean water! Flint STILL doesn't have clean water! Flint STILL doesn't have clean water! RT RT RT RT RT

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    15 Dec 2016

    The odds that someone in Cincinnati will say "cold" after another person asks them how they're doing today is 100%.

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    12 Dec 2016

    Trump won't attend daily U.S. intelligence briefings. Apparently, they're a schedule conflict with his Russian intelligence briefings.

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    6 Dec 2016

    Got this weird device. Wonder if we should put on it? Retweet for yes.

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    7 Oct 2015

    We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.

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    28 Nov 2016

    Local Hack Day is THIS SATURDAY from 9am-9pm! Join us for a day of learning, building, and sharing! Register now at !

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    28 Nov 2016

    "Rogue One" is the first time a Death Star appears in a movie and doesn't get blown up. Way to drop the ball, Disney.

    8 replies 398 retweets 1,251 likes
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    9 Nov 2016

    Working to defend and expand voting rights could be a good use of energy right now.

    570 replies 6,430 retweets 11,145 likes

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