Rob Jones

@JollyMrJones

Graceful as a booze-addled swan trying to escape from a collapsing bubblegum factory. All tweets my own personal nonsense. NOT A REAL VICAR.

London
Joined July 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    "Have I got a second series?"

    283 replies 7,396 retweets 12,908 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    are you fucking kidding me

    852 replies 41,377 retweets 120,955 likes
  3. Jun 8

    Well, Theresa's gone and fucked it

    2 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I know. That's how I read it at first.

    1,348 replies 46,084 retweets 121,256 likes
  5. Retweeted
    22 May 2014

    MOVIE IDEA: Lightning strikes the BBC on Election Night and Jeremy Vine is trapped in his CGI Results World.

    1 reply 30 retweets 36 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR POLLING CARD TO VOTE! Just go to your polling station - don't be wrongly put off. Please spread the word

    549 replies 46,518 retweets 27,845 likes
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    Jun 5

    We're extremely proud to announce is available right NOW on the App Store:

    150 replies 993 retweets 1,381 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Monument Valley 2 wasn't only announced during WWDC 2017 - it's out on iOS right now

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    1 reply 21 retweets 28 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Scottish twitter is on a whole new level

    22 replies 4,045 retweets 6,291 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 31

    What's ? Our collection suggests it's a demon summoned by writing its name over & over again. Its powers are unclear. Bear with! 😬

    75 replies 1,996 retweets 2,809 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 27

    We often hear such stories. There are no foreigners in science - just colleagues. Many are sick of politicians discussing them like disease.

    75 replies 2,162 retweets 1,875 likes
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    May 27

    Being Ultimately Tied To Wonder Of Reality. Savoring How It Provides

    5 replies 199 retweets 510 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 23

    the 4 stages of making fucking video games

    39 replies 1,117 retweets 3,465 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 23

    Heartbreaking: Hibachi Chef Tries To Make Meal On A Regular Table

    192 replies 9,654 retweets 16,806 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 23

    somebody please make every one of these goddamn animals a meme

    4 replies 8 retweets 10 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 19

    Wise words from the late great Andre the Giant, who would've been 71 years old today.

    251 replies 18,710 retweets 49,804 likes
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    May 19

    This is the sort of headline that flutters across a post-apocalyptic landscape on a tattered old newspaper to serve as exposition

    20 replies 499 retweets 703 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 15

    this is the most perfect, wonderful tattoo cover-up that has ever existed, help me i cant stop laughing

    156 replies 22,418 retweets 59,083 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 15

    Fleetwood Mac's security guard wrote a self defence book. Stevie Nicks did the demonstrations and the pictures are AMAZING!

    21 replies 586 retweets 885 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 13

    Why should you pay? Barbara gets it:

    453 replies 20,810 retweets 34,852 likes

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