Jolie Kerr

@joliekerr

Clean Person. Columnist . Ambassador. Obligatory newsletter: Got messes? joliekerr@gmail.com

New York
Joined June 2010
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  1. 2 hours ago

    Lenny + = 😍😍😍

    1 retweet 12 likes
  2. Jul 3

    I just caught myself procrastinating on a feature that's due Tuesday by writing another book.

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  3. Jul 2

    If I had to choose between photos of dachshunds stuck in sleeves or photos of your dirty wash water I'd choose death

    The soaking water after soaking my baseball caps overnight. Disgusting!
    9 likes
  4. Jul 2

    It's been 6 months since I gave up artificial sweeteners—no Splenda, no Crystal Light, no Diet Coke. It's no way to go through life.

    32 likes
  5. Jul 1

    I'm so irritated by this anemic summer storm sitch, you guys. I DEMAND A WEATHER EVENT.

    1 retweet 17 likes
  6. Jul 1

    How to Fix Summer's Most Ubiquitous Hat Problem

    5 retweets 12 likes
  7. Jun 30

    Listen, if you fuck up your Roomba while playing beer pong on it, don't come to me for help. You're beyond helping.

    Adding rolling Roombas to Beer Pong looks crazy fun
    2 retweets 24 likes
  8. Jun 29

    NAMASTE, BITCHES!

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    Stay tuned for a yoga flow with on the site soon!
    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. Jun 29

    I told all you crazy white people to lay off the turmeric smdh

    Turmoil and turmeric at Park Slope Food Co-Op as four members are ousted over Israel boycott protest
    18 likes
  10. Jun 28

    cleaning hack goddess recently taught me: a white pencil erasure cleans suede!

    1 retweet 6 likes
  11. Jun 27

    Cersei's outfit was so dope:

    85 retweets 199 likes
  12. Jun 27

    What if I just started dressing like Cersei Lannister all the time?

    4 retweets 33 likes
  13. Jun 25 Barnstable Town, MA

    World is collapsing but we do have Ben Affleck dapper and undone in creamy hues.

    4 retweets 29 likes
  14. Jun 24

    What to do when a dirty, smelly dude sleeps on your couch:

    5 retweets 4 likes
  15. Jun 24

    In which answers my personal burning question about striped shirts.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  16. Jun 24

    It's a good thing they're so attractive, because striped shirts are a laundry nightmare. (Well, not any more!)

    Striped shirts are a laundry mystery.
    11 likes
  17. Jun 23

    It's only June, and Summer '16 is already all about cold bubble baths*; I've taken to describing the tub as my above-ground pool *with wine

    1 retweet 31 likes
  18. Jun 22

    Planning July-Sept Esquire columns—at this time last year, we were having the first conversations about moving AaCP. Where did the time go?!

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  19. Jun 20

    Sending blessings to all as I wait for my tarot reader to call me in on this most special Solstice/strawberry moon 🔮🌙🌑🌙🔮

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