john Wilmes

@johnwilmeswords

writer, professor, and also a bitch! / john.a.wilmes@gmail

Chicago, IL
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Joined January 2014
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  1. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    On Anthony Bourdain and the hope for better men:

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  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Since everyone is on Twitter, cop my patreon

    The first episode of me and 's PREMIUM PODCAST is up NOW on . We talk about Michael Jordan vs. the Indiana Pacers. CHECK IT OUT:
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  3. 8 hours ago

    the cavs should get an automatic 34 extra points for George hill’s thoughts on sauerkraut and barbecue

    2:28
    George Hill breaking down his connection w/sauerkraut.
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  4. 8 hours ago

    this is the first time since 2009 that I am just straight up not watching a championship game

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  5. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    missed it at the time but oh my god this legend

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  6. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    George Hill breaking down his connection w/sauerkraut.

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  7. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    I wrote about Bourdain.

    Anthony Bourdain stood up for women without making it about him.
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    17 hours ago

    Is this the dumbest thing I have ever put onto the internet? Well it's hard to say.

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  9. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    I wrote about KD on the Warriors, the past two years of pretending this is cool, and all the reasons this isn’t working for anyone

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  10. 19 hours ago

    this is very exciting. snail mail's singles have been a drug for me and now there is a whole album

    snail mail's lush will not judge if you need to stay in bed all day. it's also a great reason to get up.
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  11. Jun 7

    watching thor ragnarok and my heart is full

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  12. Jun 7

    louis is very mean. please flood his mentions with hugs and kisses so that he is nicer to me

    Replying to @thislouis_ @johnwilmeswords
    log off bitch
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  13. Jun 7

    Thibodeau Economics, baby

    Replying to @johnwilmeswords
    "We have the technology to work way less and more than enough money to keep paying the same salaries but what if we didn't so we feel virtuous and puritan"
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  14. Jun 7

    actually we're just waiting for you to die so we can get rid of work without you being annoying about it

    Analysis: Millennials should be willing and able to work longer than their parents and grandparents did
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    Jun 7

    six word memoir: patriotic nihilist charlie brown party van

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  16. Jun 7

    i am laughing SO much at this

    I listened to five hours of Dennis Miller’s podcast and now my brain is decomposing. I recommend it
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  17. Jun 7

    here's a text I sent this morning, without context: "I'll never forget the look in your eyes when I got my orange soda revenge"

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  18. Retweeted
    May 23

    From his joyful last summer....the planet weighs so much less without his words exhaled across it.

    15 replies 78 retweets 569 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 6
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    Is this David Roth-looking motherfucker really using four em-dashes in the same sentence up in the club?

    3 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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  20. Jun 6

    this is what we all came here for. durant's duel with rodney hood

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