John "Artist Formerly Known as Weß Büt" V. Variety

@johnvvariety

musician, Red Widow/V. Variety/early aughts/lovely beasts; ig/fb johnvvariety RED WIDOW - CR6 & THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR - HR 1 on spotify/apple/etc.!!!!!!

BX / Berlin / Birthday Island
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Hi NYC, remember when I said I was in a cool band, & I posted a vid of our demo? Well, I'm reposting it with the finished (Danny Brown endorsed, btw...) single, in honor of our biggest show yet, supporting legends Sea Moya for tonight. Please come even tho we fucked up – mjesto: Alphaville

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  2. Starting to think some of these job rejections might be due in part to my open twitter account, which features an avatar of me stripping and multiple posts in which i suggest all jobs are for losers and joining the yakuza crime syndicate is cool

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  3. (Bruce springsteen born to run voice) Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped, turned upsiide downn,

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  4. Mayor peter is like that one guy at your local demon slaying legion who secretly siphons all of the devil killer energies from the enchanted blades then tells your chief warrior darkangel that someone has used all the energy

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  5. dante in spanish is called La Divina Comedia Hilaridad and it's about two horny guys with mustaches who escape from hell so they can chase sexy latina angels through heaven

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  6. I've run out of stuff to say about the politics problems so I'm returning to normal posting. Check this one out: PLayers, you got to get yourselves a pair of blue jeans. They come in several styles and designs, and they will change your life. Never again will things be the same

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  7. David Lee Roth has been crashing in my spare room ever since our Super Bowl party in protest of the Iowa Caucas and he is absolutely not having any of this shit dude. He can't believe what's going on. I'm ordering him grief burgers and comfort ribs around the clock. Thanks, dems

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  8. Bernie's camp has released the count. It's 69 lol. The count is 69 delegates or however this bullshit works. And they're sucking and fucking each other too

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  9. Monumental progress delayed, perhaps deterred, by a poorly designed app... sound familiar, folks??? The lesson here is we've got to log off. You guys all do it first though I want to throw a few more posts at the wall

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  10. One cool thing about this political mishap is that it has everyone else "burnin the midnight oil" for the change. Hey how's it going. These are the hours of purgatory. These is twitter for people who can't sleep due to the things they have done

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  11. Most of you couldn't do a day of the intensive work of even one of the Three Stooges––let alone the whole of the trio. To you they are mere stooges because you have given into man's darker nature and converted your admiration into pity

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  12. Fuck all of you snobs who wouldn't eat these colorful fruit loops cereal treats foraged by Toucan Sam himself. It's people like you that make his every day an agony

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  13. I hate when Im singing a long series of instructions to a stranger departing for Scarborough Fair so they might deliver them to my lost paramour and some asshole comes up and starts singing about war in perfect counterpoint with me, obscuring my detailed lists of shirts and herbs

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  14. 3. velj

    trancing out at my desk while i do work that’s basically this

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  15. me: Get over it morons. The Twist and the Frug are NOT the same dance. And rock n roll was made in Serbia, in 1971. one of my last surviving reply guys: dude the world is ending because of politics you avoided, please stop posting this incoherent bullshit me: [heroically] No.

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  16. Coffee in a can... Now that's a steal. Usually that stuff comes in bags, other less supportive containers. Canned coffee is what we might have to call a "player's delight"

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  17. People are drawn to Uncut Gems because it's about a desperate guy systematically destroying himself in a feverish attempt for a semblance of self assertion against their ultimately sealed failures, which is what we all do. Also it' s funny to see Adam Sandler naked in his car lol

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  18. Personally I think it's bad when people get physically constrained in dangerous mental hospitals. In my opinion a mental asylum should be a lunar lagoon full of drugs and friends, and the doctors generally just ask if you feel chill or recommend cool books and music and stuff

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  19. Come on brothers! We’ve got nothing to hide but our beautiful selves and our unyielding support for a better world

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  20. Every job sucks ass, every art form is saturated with rich dilettantes, every digital investment is a grift. The only way to fix this is to become so annoying on here that Twitter starts buying out our accounts in order to stop them from posting

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  21. Live from new York i've ruiiiined my Liiiiiiiife (pleasant jazz music plays over b&w upbeat jazzy montage of all my partners from failed relationships getting pissed off at me near city landmarks while jovial narrator lists all the jobs ive been fired from)

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