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  1. "The biggest adventure you can have is making up your own life."

  2. "Let's get some honey in that bad boy," said the barista as he adjusted his fedora

  3. "I swiped right as an April Fool's joke but I don't think he knows that yet."

  4. Elderly couple holding hands and an umbrella against the wind

  5. "Bottomless mimosas are dangerous," said the bartender, applying Revlon no. 5

  6. "Time is the missing ingredient in our recipes and our lives."

  7. Bare knuckles on the hardwood counter, sips of freshly poured draft, watching man across the bar rotate wedding ring

  8. Patiently waits for viral video to buffer

  9. At Whole Foods, unable to decide whether to buy tangerine-flavored sparkling water

  10. "SOMEONE is in a feisty mood," she smirked, carefully measuring 8 ounces of roasted Arabica beans

  11. A "Stay Weird" sticker, carefully placed above the rear left wheel of a Com Ed service truck

  12. Watching man on bus alternate between texting his wife and playing Words With Friends with somebody named "Brittany"

  13. Asks man eating a Snicker's bar at Walgreens how satisfied he is feeling right now

  14. Finally earns Young Metro's trust

  15. Staring contest with bored taxi cab driver at a red light

  16. Rests in a blue chair on crowded public transit, eyes closed, fingers wrapped around two bouquets

  17. Smigs and alley ways

  18. Cashmere sleeves pulled over fingers clutching a paper coffee cup

  19. Unswiped credit cards stacked upon one another in a highball glass, near four different flavors of Stolichnaya vodka

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